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GlaDOS wants to run some tests ([info]huge_success) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2012-05-15 15:25:00

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Entry tags:glados, james potter, lily evans, mordin solus

I had the most wonderful dreams! I was a machine! Ruthless! Efficient! For science!

I was testing schrodinger's cat paradox on bring your cat to work day. The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Of course, Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats. Nuerotoxin has so many uses.

That wasn't even the best dream. Miles and miles of test chambers and a beautifulwonderful test subject to make go through them!

I need that ASHPD. I could do so much with it. I could revolutionize everything.


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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:06 am UTC (link)
Schrödinger's cat a thought experiment created to illustrate problem with Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. Never actually killed cats.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:12 am UTC (link)
Too late for those cats.

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:19 am UTC (link)
Problem with Copenhagen interpretation exactly this: unobserved objects exist in superposition of states that only changes when observed. Theoretically, cat could be living long happy life inside box. Not provable in Copenhagen interpretation due to waveform collapse.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:24 am UTC (link)
Your brain is sexy

Are you busy Friday night?

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:32 am UTC (link)
Unfortuantely, administering final exam for class that night. Another time, maybe.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:34 am UTC (link)
Be sure to push them to their limits!

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:40 am UTC (link)
Always do.

Professor Mordin Solus, at your service.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:41 am UTC (link)
Call me Caroline, Professor Solus.

My last name is classified

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:43 am UTC (link)
'Mordin' acceptable. No need for formalities. Good to meet you, Caroline.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:49 am UTC (link)
My pleasure! What do you teach?

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:56 am UTC (link)
Various classes in biology. Whatever department needs. This semester: Microbiology I, Genetics I, and a graduate course in Virology.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:57 am UTC (link)
Those are some of my favorite subjects.

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 12:59 am UTC (link)
Teaching or research?

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:59 am UTC (link)
Mostly the latter.

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[info]hadtobeme
2012-05-16 01:08 am UTC (link)
Did pharmaceutical research for years. Decided to teach after getting doctorate.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 01:11 am UTC (link)
I'm doing a lot of research right now. I can't really say what. Except that its amazing!

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[info]lily_pots
2012-05-16 12:15 am UTC (link)
All I got out of this post is that now I want my husband to purchase me a cat. Pronto.

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[info]lily_pots
2012-05-16 12:16 am UTC (link)
Which, in retrospect is kind of sad considering I'm kind of a scientist too. Different science, but still.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:16 am UTC (link)
I have a demanding little calico named Chell.

No cats were harmed in the making of this post

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[info]lily_pots
2012-05-16 12:33 am UTC (link)
Most cats are demanding, but less so than dogs. So, I'm okay with that.

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[info]pliablemahogany
2012-05-16 12:28 am UTC (link)
Any particular color?

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[info]lily_pots
2012-05-16 12:33 am UTC (link)
Red like it's mother?

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[info]pliablemahogany
2012-05-16 12:34 am UTC (link)
I'll stop by on my way home, for my lady should have her cat to do horrible experiments on.

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[info]huge_success
2012-05-16 12:35 am UTC (link)
You're rather her bitch whipped, aren't you. Thats sweet.

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[info]pliablemahogany
2012-05-16 12:35 am UTC (link)
Oh, exceptionally. Thanks for noticing.

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[info]lily_pots
2012-05-16 12:36 am UTC (link)
He better be. He still have to make up for High School for me.

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[info]lily_pots
2012-05-16 12:35 am UTC (link)
It's true. I would horrible experiment all over that cat.

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