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Tweak says, "[exit persued by a bear]"

Arya Stark (nothorsefaced) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-03-21 23:15:00

Entry tags:

alyssa hamilton, arya stark, bran stark, jon snow, margaery tyrell, robb stark, sansa stark

My brothers are so weird. First Bran and Jon are in some kind of prank war and now Bran is getting flowers from his friend. I think it's safe to say that Rickon is the only one with any sanity right now.

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	four_leaves 2013-03-22 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Bran and Damian are adorable, aren't they? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nothorsefaced 2013-03-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
	They're not normal boys, that's for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2013-03-22 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I almost hate that I'm standing in the way of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladylike 2013-03-22 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I feel so out of this loop right now. What's going on with Bran? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2013-03-22 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh, he and my boyfriend like to pretend they're madly in love. So I simply play along with it to make them flail indignantly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladylike 2013-03-22 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Why on earth would they pretend they're madly in love? I don't understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2013-03-22 05:00 am UTC (link)
	To be silly? No idea, they're just dorks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	secondson_ 2013-03-22 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	We aren't pretending. He bought me a ring and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladylike 2013-03-23 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Are you pulling my leg, Brandon Stark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondson_ 2013-03-23 11:18 am UTC (link)
	It's true. I have the ring and I'm eating it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nothorsefaced 2013-03-22 04:43 am UTC (link)
	They're such weirdos, but I'm glad he has a friend he can be a weirdo with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	four_leaves 2013-03-22 04:48 am UTC (link)
	He's an amazing person. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent)

blackestsnow
2013-03-22 04:30 am UTC (link)

On the contrary, baby sister, a man would have to be insane not to retaliate after a frontal assault of this magnitude.

Brandon Stark will pay for his offences. Not today, perhaps not even tomorrow, but the time will come when he knows he has been unquestionably beaten. And it is on that day I shall accept his surrender with all the grace afforded one in such a position and deliver upon him the Pantsting of the Shamly Defeated.

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	nothorsefaced 2013-03-22 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't underestimate Bran, Jon. I thought you would have learned that by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestsnow 2013-03-22 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I underestimate no one, which is why I am still alive. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Locked and private message to Jon] noredwedding 2013-03-22 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I do love it when you talk butch, Jon. I bet your nostrils are flaring right now and everything... You should be thanking your dear brother instead of threatening him. How else would we have managed that much fun today without a proper nudge in the right direction? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Locked and private message to Robb] blackestsnow 2013-03-22 05:04 am UTC (link)
	That was a lot of fun. However, thanking a minor for instigating such pleasures? I shall stick to plotting my revenge, cheers very much. He has put me off mayonnaise for life and my chips shall never be the same again. This requires vengeance. Care to help? I could use a sounding board. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Locked and private message to Jon] noredwedding 2013-03-22 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Nostrils still flaring, then. Well, nothing else for it but to pitch my lot in with the Plantagenets and dust off the trebuchets. Which would you prefer for this round? Bad Neighbour or God's Stone-Thrower? I'll gladly sit on your shoulder and whisper all sorts of naughty things in your ear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blackestsnow
2013-03-22 05:34 am UTC (link)

You know their names.

I am simultaneously proud and a bit aroused - which after today I would not have imagined possible till at least the morning. Maybe I will break out that video again after all...

Oh, and my nostrils are not flaring. For as good as he gave today Bran learned from the best. Even if he wins this - which he most certainly will not - then I can consider it a victory.

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	[Locked and private message to Jon] noredwedding 2013-03-22 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Aye. And I can walk and talk and chew gum at the same time, too. Not bad for some uncouth ruffian born north of your lovely Roman-built wall, eh? You're going to wear that thing out, I swear. And speaking of videos: Look for another to land in your inbox sometime soon. Not saying when it will appear, only that it will be when you least expect it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blackestsnow
2013-03-22 08:52 am UTC (link)

If I wear it out, it will be all your doing, Sir.

I must admit, Robb, I have never been turned on quite like that before. Seeing that photo. The video. You watching me watch you... And now you are threatening another homemade wankfeat?

Is there another possible reaction I should - or could even - be having right now?

Continue like this and there may not be anything left for you tomorrow to enjoy.

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	beautyandbrains 2013-03-22 09:35 am UTC (link)
	But aren't they more entertaining when they are crazy ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nothorsefaced 2013-03-23 03:39 am UTC (link)
	They are, you. I think my parents are just ignoring them all right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beautyandbrains 2013-03-23 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	Parents generally do. As the sister though we can simply watch, roll our eyes and enjoy ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)