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Wade Wilson rides the Oliphaunt (crimson_nutcase) wrote in valarlogs,
@ 2012-07-03 18:33:00

Entry tags:

!complete, pinkie pie, wade wilson (deadpool)

Nanananannnananaanaaaaaaa
Who: Wade and Pinkie Pie
What: I don't know yet. Chaos? Roller coaster surfing?
Where: A theme park of some kind!
When: Today!
Status: Complete!
Rating: It's Wade and Pinkie Pie. Hide your children. PG-13 for naughty animal balloons!

Blood. It's color was red outside the body. Red was a color Wade liked. He wore it a lot. He got to see it a lot, especially when he took jobs that involved guns and violence. Other people seemed to die when that happened, and parts of Wade watched objectively while he brought extreme JUSTICE to the bad guys.

Those had been bad guys right? He was pretty sure they were bad guys.

Only bad guys would have three-headed dogs for logos.

"That's right my friend!" Wade was washing his hands. He had to make sure the red was all gone. He could sully himself all he liked, but Tacos and Princesses didn't need to see that. He tightened a bandage around his arm, slapped on some aftershave, and then pulled a shirt on. He strutted out to the other room, where the prisoner from last night was sitting. He'd even treated the man's wounds!

You can't get information from a dead man, Wade.

"You're right brain." He leaned forward, slapping the man in the face, "Wakey wakey! I'm going out. Try not to bleed to death, Spot will be coming along shortly to have a chat."

He straightened and turned on the tv, "I love you Tinky Winky."

Wade headed out to meet with Pinkie Pie, leaving the man to watch Teletubbies, and scream behind his gag. Because Teletubbies.

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	smilesmilesmile 2012-07-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie blinked at the remains of poor Mr. Elephant. "... is it spiked?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2012-07-04 06:14 am UTC (link)
	"Well I have to wear a chastity belt." Wade sounded one hundred percent serious. No you don't! "SHhhh girls like humor! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-07-04 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie got an expression on her face that was difficult to read before reaching for his belt and pulling it forward enough to look down his pants. "THAT WAS A FIB!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2012-07-04 06:23 am UTC (link)
	"Now you have to show me yours," Wade said, as he lifted her up by the waste to peer into her eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-07-04 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie grinned, leaning in and whispering in his ear. "Pinkie promise." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2012-07-04 06:26 am UTC (link)
	CAN SHE SHOW US RIGHT NOW?! "Shh brain, we're trying to be romantical here." Wade kissed her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-07-04 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie giggled, kissing him back. Time to get to some lockpicking. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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