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Wade Wilson rides the Oliphaunt (crimson_nutcase) wrote in valarlogs,
@ 2012-07-03 18:33:00

Entry tags:

!complete, pinkie pie, wade wilson (deadpool)

Nanananannnananaanaaaaaaa
Who: Wade and Pinkie Pie
What: I don't know yet. Chaos? Roller coaster surfing?
Where: A theme park of some kind!
When: Today!
Status: Complete!
Rating: It's Wade and Pinkie Pie. Hide your children. PG-13 for naughty animal balloons!

Blood. It's color was red outside the body. Red was a color Wade liked. He wore it a lot. He got to see it a lot, especially when he took jobs that involved guns and violence. Other people seemed to die when that happened, and parts of Wade watched objectively while he brought extreme JUSTICE to the bad guys.

Those had been bad guys right? He was pretty sure they were bad guys.

Only bad guys would have three-headed dogs for logos.

"That's right my friend!" Wade was washing his hands. He had to make sure the red was all gone. He could sully himself all he liked, but Tacos and Princesses didn't need to see that. He tightened a bandage around his arm, slapped on some aftershave, and then pulled a shirt on. He strutted out to the other room, where the prisoner from last night was sitting. He'd even treated the man's wounds!

You can't get information from a dead man, Wade.

"You're right brain." He leaned forward, slapping the man in the face, "Wakey wakey! I'm going out. Try not to bleed to death, Spot will be coming along shortly to have a chat."

He straightened and turned on the tv, "I love you Tinky Winky."

Wade headed out to meet with Pinkie Pie, leaving the man to watch Teletubbies, and scream behind his gag. Because Teletubbies.

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	crimson_nutcase 2012-07-04 05:20 am UTC (link)
	"Well I had this guy I was interrogating but I got friends for that so I'm free!" He put an arm around her, "I'm aaaaaaaaaaall yours, Pinkie!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-07-04 05:21 am UTC (link)
	How did you do that again? With Kirk it'd been all easy and obvious and stuff. She batted her eyes at him, but then frowned. "That's stupid. It's like my contacts are messed up or something." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2012-07-04 05:24 am UTC (link)
	"You wear contacts? I couldn't tell." And then Wade was up in her face, staring into her eye like he was trying to SEE the contacts. Which may or may not be there. But he was certainly trying. Silly hearts, now they were around HER head! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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