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Wade Wilson rides the Oliphaunt (crimson_nutcase) wrote in valarlogs,
@ 2012-06-18 19:41:00

Entry tags:

!complete, pinkie pie, wade wilson (deadpool)

Who: Wade, Pinkie Pie, and Gyros.
What: Gyros
Where: Gyros
When: Gyros
Status: Full
Rating: Gyros

An offer of food was something that Wade didn't turn down. He still wanted to pay a visit to his old buddy Neena but food took precedence. He knew a guy who loved Gyro's once. A bit of a hermit recluse. With 7 cats.

You'd take food over sex.

"Duh. How long have you been here and you have to say that? Pssh." Wade closed the storage unit he'd been sleeping in, applied the lock, and then snuck over the fence and into the world at large.

Run. Hide your chickens!

We should get a chicken.

"Fantastic idea, brain!" And so Wade resolved to pick up a chicken. He remembered something about Domino and chickens. She either loved them or they were her fatal weakness.

But right now, Gyros. With a lady who's skin was definitely not pink enough, though he had no idea why. He'd probably spent too many nights watching cartoons for girls.

So Wade and his brain walked into a Gyro shop.

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	crimson_nutcase 2012-06-19 05:07 am UTC (link)
	"More.. more!" And Wade had more. Ten tacos in all, of varying complexities and ingredients. Wade had to try all the tacos. Eventually, he leaned against a building's wall, holding his stomach in a satisfied manner. "So why Pinkie?" You're an idiot. PINKIE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-06-19 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie was sitting on the pavement, beaming up at him. "I usually wear a pink wig when I'm performing. The name stuck! I like it. Even my Mamma calls me Pinkie now." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2012-06-19 05:13 am UTC (link)
	"Ever think of body paint? A full dye job? Then you'd REALLY be pink!" Tattoo balloons to her ass "Oh, no, that would be silly." Balloons on her ass, what kind of crazy idea what THAT? "What do you perform?" (Reply to this) (Parent)

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