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(ಠ_ಠ) ([info]break_the_cycle) wrote in [info]valarcomm,
@ 2016-08-22 04:20:00

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Entry tags:agent carolina, commander jane shepard, garrus vakarian

txt to Carolina
>> I'm in desperate need of shooting something, drinking something or screwing something and I know you're good for at least two of those


txt to Garrus

>> Remember the time you were like Shepard No
>> But I was like Shepard Yes?


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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 09:28 pm UTC (link)
>> A ride sounds good.

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 09:37 pm UTC (link)
>>Yessir
>>Probably best you didn't drive anyway, even before the alcohol
>>Give me 20 to steal my brother's half of the liquor cabinet
>>This keeps up, I'm going to need to start stocking shot glasses next to the shotguns in my car

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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 09:42 pm UTC (link)
>> Am I that bad an influence?

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
>>Or a damn good one

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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 09:54 pm UTC (link)
>> I suppose I am at that.
>> You don't complain.

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 10:01 pm UTC (link)
>>Why would I complain?
>>Best way to deal with all the shit this place likes to throw at us
>>Besides, we're responsible adults
>>Or can at least play them on TV

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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 10:05 pm UTC (link)
>> Responsible
>> That's a good one.

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
>>We're very responsible, sir
>>We keep the safety on our weapons until we're ready to start annihilating helpless inanimate objects
>>After that, I'll admit it gets a bit blurry

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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 10:10 pm UTC (link)
>> Keeping the safety on one's weapons is very important
Must not make sex joke

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 10:35 pm UTC (link)
>>Absolutely
>>And empty shot glasses would make excellent helpless inanimate objects

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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
>> We're going to miss horribly

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
>>Damn straight we are
>>It's going to be glorious

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[info]break_the_cycle
2016-08-22 11:06 pm UTC (link)
>> We're Valkyries, Carolina.

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[info]topoftheboard
2016-08-22 11:12 pm UTC (link)
>>Yessir
>>Let's go make Valhalla our playground

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