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Tweak says, "Blur rules!!!"

tɦɛ iɳquiรitѳʀ (freemarched) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-07-26 06:45:00

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garrett hawke, hazel levesque, leliana, maxwell trevelyan (the inquisitor)

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>> There's something I wanted to ask you
>> Well, talk to you about
>> Pick your brain, so to speak
>> If you have a minute

Hazel, hi, it's Max. The rift-closer, from Valarnet - we've talked before, and you helped out quite a bit during the escaped demon mess. I had another question for you though, regarding your abilities. If you don't mind answering.

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	maleficar 2016-07-26 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> We live over our bar, mate >> Whiskey with our bacon is no new development >> What's going on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> I was thinking about lyrium >> And how it could potentially work in prosthetics (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	>> Well, alright >> I'm going to question your own sobriety a little bit, but I'll listen >> You haven't by any chance found a dwarf to mine it for you, have you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	>> Not a dwarf exactly >> But someone with resistance to, well, everything mortal >> I'd be careful, of course >> I'm not putting anyone in danger >> I just >> I want to come up with something that will make me feel like an actual mage again >> It's not as simple as 'learn to cast with one arm and get over it' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yourself, potentially >> You sound desperate, mate, but I can't exactly blame you >> Is this someone going to process it for you as well? >> There's no way in Andraste's knickers you'll even be able to get close to it without someone diluting it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	>> No, she won't process it >> She can likely just sense where it is, in the Deep Roads >> I wouldn't ask her to handle it >> The process for creating the prosthetic will have to be slow >> Nothing rushed (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	>> It still requires processing one way or another, otherwise your organs will be all over the place >> Do you have a plan in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm not going to try to work with raw lyrium, Hawke >> It's not like I have a death wish >> If I can find someone who wants to work on a magical engineering project with me, that'll come next (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> Just looking out for you, mate >> You lost a limb, it's an adjustment, and I want to make sure you're thinking this through >> What kind do of 'engineering' do you think this will need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	>> I know >> I appreciate it >> But I definitely won't show up with an arm comprised of raw lyrium >> Guess that'd make me about as pretty as Meredith, if I did >> Well, the lyrium is what would get the arm to move >> So understanding how it does that, because it's essentially alive >> I guess it'd be a combination of magical engineering and...biochemistry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maleficar
2016-07-26 08:30 pm UTC (link)

>> If you turned into a petrified lyrium statue I promise not to urinate on you
>> I may put flower crowns on your head though, and Bela may draw a penis on you somewhere

>> Hm
>> You're looking at a fusion that won't eventually turn against you
>> It'll require a careful balance
>> If this works, I don't recommend you wearing the bloody thing on an every day basis
>> It's worth it to be a little safer than sorry, Inquisitor

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	freemarched 2016-07-26 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'd be surprised if Isabela didn't draw a penis on me >> She hasn't drawn one on Meredith? >> Yes, that is true >> I do have a 'regular' prosthetic >> Or I will >> It's very sci-fi looking, very Terminator arm (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> Considering I've only pissed on her from a distance, I can't say >> Now I need to ask >> I've seen the hand on a bloke I know >> I can only imagine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> You are still a brave soul >> She might have jumped up and scowled at you for it >> Yep >> It's the same design, just an arm as opposed to a hand >> The myoelectric kind, they can do a lot (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	>> I will never put my cock in harm's way ever again >> Never fear >> Is that what you want to infuse the lyrium with? >> The Terminator arm, I mean (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sure Bela's glad for it >> She'd give you a slap there otherwise >> That might be a little much >> Maybe something steampunk, for the lyrium arm (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> Lately I've been giving her more of a reason to slap me there than love me there >> Oh, balls >> It'd be terrifying, no doubt there >> I might know of someone who can help, though >> Someone crazy enough to help with this crazy plan of yours (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	>> We tend to do that to our significant others >> Maybe it's a mage thing >> And if you know someone, by all means >> I can't do this alone (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> We're infuriating >> And handsome >> Infuriatingly handsome >> My godchild's mother, she's a sorceress >> I know she infuses spells into items and creates talismans of sorts >> I can ask (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> That must be it >> I'm going to use that excuse, for when I go over this whole thing with him >> Do I know her? >> I might know her (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's it >> Bat those luxurious man lashes at him >> Oh, possible >> Her crater is what led to the discovery of the Deep Roads >> This also gives me an excuse to go to their home hog the sprog >> Wisdom loves it when I show up unannounced (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> Perhaps a lip wibble too >> Oh, right, I think I do know her >> That'll be fun >> Maybe we can both learn something new (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	>> Might need to make those lips move down south some eventually, but there you go >> Good start >> Try not to make a new creator with lyrium, would you? >> I remember Varric telling me some things with his dwarven knowledge >> May we only see the blue sort around here, not the red (Reply to this) (Parent)

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