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Tweak says, "y hallo thur"

tɦɛ iɳquiรitѳʀ (freemarched) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-07-26 06:45:00

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garrett hawke, hazel levesque, leliana, maxwell trevelyan (the inquisitor)

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>> There's something I wanted to ask you
>> Well, talk to you about
>> Pick your brain, so to speak
>> If you have a minute

Hazel, hi, it's Max. The rift-closer, from Valarnet - we've talked before, and you helped out quite a bit during the escaped demon mess. I had another question for you though, regarding your abilities. If you don't mind answering.

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	maleficar 2016-07-26 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> Considering I've only pissed on her from a distance, I can't say >> Now I need to ask >> I've seen the hand on a bloke I know >> I can only imagine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> You are still a brave soul >> She might have jumped up and scowled at you for it >> Yep >> It's the same design, just an arm as opposed to a hand >> The myoelectric kind, they can do a lot (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	>> I will never put my cock in harm's way ever again >> Never fear >> Is that what you want to infuse the lyrium with? >> The Terminator arm, I mean (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sure Bela's glad for it >> She'd give you a slap there otherwise >> That might be a little much >> Maybe something steampunk, for the lyrium arm (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> Lately I've been giving her more of a reason to slap me there than love me there >> Oh, balls >> It'd be terrifying, no doubt there >> I might know of someone who can help, though >> Someone crazy enough to help with this crazy plan of yours (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	>> We tend to do that to our significant others >> Maybe it's a mage thing >> And if you know someone, by all means >> I can't do this alone (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> We're infuriating >> And handsome >> Infuriatingly handsome >> My godchild's mother, she's a sorceress >> I know she infuses spells into items and creates talismans of sorts >> I can ask (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> That must be it >> I'm going to use that excuse, for when I go over this whole thing with him >> Do I know her? >> I might know her (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's it >> Bat those luxurious man lashes at him >> Oh, possible >> Her crater is what led to the discovery of the Deep Roads >> This also gives me an excuse to go to their home hog the sprog >> Wisdom loves it when I show up unannounced (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	freemarched 2016-07-26 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> Perhaps a lip wibble too >> Oh, right, I think I do know her >> That'll be fun >> Maybe we can both learn something new (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-07-26 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	>> Might need to make those lips move down south some eventually, but there you go >> Good start >> Try not to make a new creator with lyrium, would you? >> I remember Varric telling me some things with his dwarven knowledge >> May we only see the blue sort around here, not the red (Reply to this) (Parent)

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