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тнε υηεvιℓ qυεεη ([info]regally) wrote in [info]valarcomm,
@ 2016-06-30 20:06:00

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Entry tags:caroline forbes, emma swan, mary margaret blanchard (snow white), raistlin majere, regina mills (evil queen)


>> You need location of your demon portals?
>> Mark my lawn as one



>> Be and dear and come over here armed, would you?
>> One of those green rift things is outside my house
>> I've handled the first wave that came in, and I think it's gearing up for the next



>> Checking in and making sure you're alright
>> I suppose we can all cheer about the eventual demise of Wal-Mart, though



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[info]regally
2016-06-30 09:56 pm UTC (link)
>> I'll make you mow the lawn too, if you want to seal the deal
>> My one request is that you're shirtless

>> If there's something to salvage then we'll take it
>> I can always use demon eyeballs in my cooking to feed you with whenever you put me in a bad mood

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 10:00 pm UTC (link)
>> Shirtless and picking up entrails
>> You've some odd kinks, darling, but I won't begrudge you them
>> I'll let you decide what's salvageable
>> Poisoning or asswarts, it's always a roulette
>> The dangers of playing with fire but you've got nice tits so I'll take the risk

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:21 pm UTC (link)
>> My odd kinks versus the risks you take for my breasts
>> You're so romantic even with a demon portal outside my house
>> How could anyone resist your charm?

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)
>> They can't but they must find a way
>> My charm is reserved only for you

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:42 pm UTC (link)
>> So you do know what to say to avoid ass warts and poisoning
>> Consider me charmed, pirate
>> I can't wait to see you show off your chainsawing abilities skills too

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 10:47 pm UTC (link)
>> You'll love it, darling
>> I'll throw in some fancy swordwork for good measure too

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Several minutes of pause before the next reply.

>> Please do
>> Because Zelena's flying apes decided to make their debut and I'm about to obliterate everything in sight
>> If I go silent, this is why

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 11:01 pm UTC (link)
>> Oh, now this is going to get messy
>> I will barbecue those fucking things

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 11:12 pm UTC (link)
>> That's one way to show that you love me

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[info]plunder
2016-06-30 11:17 pm UTC (link)
>> Have you got any hair spray?
>> I'll add a lighter and make a flamethrower
>> I do love you

>> Flying apes though
>> What the fuck

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[info]regally
2016-06-30 11:48 pm UTC (link)
>> Making my hair products into weapons now?
>> I'll sacrifice my beauty tools for you

>> It seems as if more than just demons from that home world coming through
>> And of course I get my sister's minions

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