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Vlad Dracul is a son of the dragon. ([info]the_impaler) wrote in [info]valarcomm,
@ 2015-06-01 07:11:00

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Entry tags:dracula, jonathan harker


>> Apparently in my new dreams, vampirism comes with a three day trial.
>> Also I somehow now seem to know Arabic.



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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 05:19 pm UTC (link)
- Then it's not that improper at all
- Unless
- Things

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 05:20 pm UTC (link)
>> Things?

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 05:27 pm UTC (link)
- If you started a thing where you came to the office without pants
- That would be improper

- Sorry, I don't think this is what Victor meant when--

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 05:32 pm UTC (link)
>> what

>> Yes.
>> It would be.
>> Thankfully even without a reflection I am still capable of dressing myself.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
- Clearly
- You always look dressed when you come to the office
- So
- Without a reflection what do you put on first?
- Just wondering

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 05:47 pm UTC (link)
>> I worry the answer may be improper, Mr Harker.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
» I'm really terrible at this, can't you help me out a little--
» No, wait, deductive reasoning
» It's also what you take off last?

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 05:58 pm UTC (link)
>> Jonathan.
>> Now you are simply trying too hard.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:02 pm UTC (link)
» It was simply a question
» I don't know what you're referring to, Vlad

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:04 pm UTC (link)
>> You should be wary of the questions you ask.
>> I see, I am Vlad now.
>> Though I never was anything else to you, was I, now I think about it.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:08 pm UTC (link)
» Well, I'm not wary of the questions I ask you
» And yes, you're always Vlad
» You always will be

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:09 pm UTC (link)
>> What if one day I give an answer you do not wish to hear?

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:11 pm UTC (link)
» No such thing
» Unless you tell me I look fat when I ask

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:15 pm UTC (link)
>> I would never.
>> You are a handsome man.
>> For being so thin.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:19 pm UTC (link)
» I'm not that thin
» I guess you're handsome too
» Even if I can see the top of your head when we converse

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
>> You are very thin.
>> No doubt it is your diet of coffee and alcohol.
>> I see you're going for drinks on Wednesday
>> I am glad, then, that my hair is kept well.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
» You sound like my mother
» We're still going to have dinner, aren't we?
» You can ensure I'll eat real food

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:27 pm UTC (link)
>> She is a smart woman, then.
>> Of course.
>> I believe we said once things sorted themselves out.
>> Now seems to be an opportune time.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:34 pm UTC (link)
» Now is good
» Never know when the next bout of oddness will hit
» It was demons before, might be a Kraken tomorrow

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:38 pm UTC (link)
>> I am at the mercy of your schedule.
>> Seeing as I do not have an exam to study for.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:43 pm UTC (link)
» Tomorrow? Around dusk, since that's what you wanted?
» I really don't have a lot going on
» Besides studying

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:48 pm UTC (link)
>> Tomorrow, at dusk.
>> So I am not falling asleep at the table.
>> Shall I find someplace for us to go?

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 06:53 pm UTC (link)
» I would draw on your face if you did
» And yes, I trust you
» I'll eat anything
» The diner I went to last week was good
» But it's probably quarantined now because of demons
» And one of the waitresses was blowing the fry cook behind the dumpster
» Not sure if she planned to wash her hands or not

» You ever think about that?
» Like at restaurants

» ....Maybe we should dine in

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[info]the_impaler
2015-06-01 06:56 pm UTC (link)
>> I am getting the idea that there is not enough work given to you.
>> While I can assure you that the places on my list were of considerably higher class, perhaps you are right.
>> My appetite for going out has suddenly decreased.
>> We will eat in.

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[info]businesslike
2015-06-01 07:04 pm UTC (link)
» Don't know where you're getting that from
» You already have me coming by your office at least six times a day
» Should I put on an apron and cook?

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(no subject) - [info]businesslike, 2015-06-01 07:09 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]businesslike, 2015-06-01 07:41 pm UTC
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