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Vlad Dracul is a son of the dragon. (the_impaler) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2015-06-01 07:11:00

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dracula, jonathan harker

>> Apparently in my new dreams, vampirism comes with a three day trial.
>> Also I somehow now seem to know Arabic.

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	businesslike 2015-06-01 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	» No such thing » Unless you tell me I look fat when I ask (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> I would never. >> You are a handsome man. >> For being so thin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	» I'm not that thin » I guess you're handsome too » Even if I can see the top of your head when we converse (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	>> You are very thin. >> No doubt it is your diet of coffee and alcohol. ~~>> I see you're going for drinks on Wednesday~~ >> I am glad, then, that my hair is kept well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	» You sound like my mother » We're still going to have dinner, aren't we? » You can ensure I'll eat real food (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	>> She is a smart woman, then. >> Of course. >> I believe we said once things sorted themselves out. >> Now seems to be an opportune time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	» Now is good » Never know when the next bout of oddness will hit » It was demons before, might be a Kraken tomorrow (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	>> I am at the mercy of your schedule. >> Seeing as I do not have an exam to study for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	» Tomorrow? Around dusk, since that's what you wanted? » I really don't have a lot going on » Besides studying (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> Tomorrow, at dusk. >> So I am not falling asleep at the table. >> Shall I find someplace for us to go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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2015-06-01 06:53 pm UTC (link)

» I would draw on your face if you did
» And yes, I trust you
» I'll eat anything
» The diner I went to last week was good
» But it's probably quarantined now because of demons
» And one of the waitresses was blowing the fry cook behind the dumpster
» Not sure if she planned to wash her hands or not

» You ever think about that?
» Like at restaurants

» ....Maybe we should dine in

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	the_impaler 2015-06-01 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> I am getting the idea that there is not enough work given to you. >> While I can assure you that the places on my list were of considerably higher class, perhaps you are right. >> My appetite for going out has suddenly decreased. >> We will eat in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	» Don't know where you're getting that from » You already have me coming by your office at least six times a day » Should I put on an apron and cook? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	>> Someone needs to make sure you're kept busy. >> Forgive me if this sounds rude >> But can you cook? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	» You've been ruder » That was merely a tremor on the Rudeness Earthquake Scale » But yes, I can » If you give me some idea of what you're in the mood for » Besides 'no garlic' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> When have I been ruder? >> In the waking world, I mean. >> Does this mean you are inviting me to your home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	» When that new girl brought a garlic chicken Lean Cuisine for lunch » Your dream rudeness is a whole other galaxy of stars, my friend » I'm » Yes » I am » Permission to cross the threshold (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hardly rudeness. >> And you'll note she hasn't since brought garlic to work. >> Then I will be happy to eat whatever you choose to make. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	» Not after you made her cry, no » Well, alright then » Come freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	>> She could have killed me. >> I would say we are even. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	» So dramatic (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	>> Perhaps. >> I think you would miss me, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	» I would » You're already there » It's like fire in the walls » Can't fight it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-06-01 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sorry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-06-01 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	» Are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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