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Tweak says, "That’s a really old movie!"

Thomas, Son of Arthur (camelotson) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2012-02-29 17:32:00

Entry tags:

arthas menethil, daniel 'oz' osbourne, deadpool, derpy hooves, inertiaa brennan-roberts, jaina proudmoore, jenny, john connor, leandra theirin, medli, pinkie pie, princess celestia, princess luna, scootaloo, shane mccutcheon, thomas pendragon, tony stonem

WHO: Apparently Everyone (Open Log, although if a parent wants to show up and bust their kid please clear it with the kid first. :D)
WHEN: Starting Friday Night, Party will last until Sunday-ish.
WHERE: Allerton Castle, Yorkshire
WARNINGS: Excessive alcohol and with that stupidity.

Thomas was partially relieved the party ended up in Allerton, which was still pretty far north but not in Northumberland, where it was apparently snowing something ridiculous. There were plenty of rooms and plenty of guests. Also foam. And sandcastles. And dear God, was that a horse wearing a top hat?

He clearly needed more to drink.

One arm was slung around Jenny's waist as they headed back towards the foam room. Sure, this was ridiculous, and there was likely no way his parents wouldn't find out, but still, they were young, and you only got to be this stupid once, right?

Oh, beer. You made everything make sense.

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worstmoverever
2012-03-03 01:31 pm UTC (link)

Derpy nodded happily, wings rather joyously fluttering (and making her hover about an inch off the ground. Not that she noticed). "I think I saw Rainbow Dash!"

And she'd facepalmed when she'd seen her happily floating around in the foam, which Derpy couldn't understand for the life of her. What was so wrong with playing in the foam? "I guess that means Fluttershy's around, and probably the others, because they're almost always together."

From here, you could hear THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE occasionally. The princesses were clearly either enjoying themselves or having to assert their amazing awesomeness.

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	ilovemuffins 2012-03-03 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie giggled, playing in the foam too. "I know Twilight is here, because we picked her up! I was afraid she'd just study all night, and she's been feeling left out." Pinkie frowned, adding this with a whisper. Granted, it was a Pinkie whisper. Everyone in the entire county likely heard it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

worstmoverever
2012-03-03 10:56 pm UTC (link)

Derpy pouted as only a silly little former pony like her could. It just wasn't right that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had their thing, and Pinkie had that awesome guy who ate all the muffins, when Twilight didn't have anyone!

"We should try and make her happy!" She nodded firmly, barely stopping herself from striking a dramatic pose. "Everypony deserves happiness. And after she's got it, we can work on the princesses!"

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	ilovemuffins 2012-03-04 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie's eyes got huge to the point where it had to be at least moderately painful. "You think we should try and help find Twilight a very special somepony?!" What could possibly go wrong with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

worstmoverever
2012-03-04 03:00 pm UTC (link)

Ooh. That was an awesome idea. Derpy could even kind of imagine how it'd pan out, even if it devolved into piles of muffins after a certain point.

"We should! Everyone needs a special somepony!" True, hers was probably lost in time and space (and Equestria) at the moment, but she could deal. Mostly because here, she could raid bakeries for their delicious muffins and not get kicked out.

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	ilovemuffins 2012-03-04 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie grabbed Wade with one hand and Derpy with the other. "Come on! We have to try and find someone RIGHT NOW." Why did this feel like some sort of strange deja vu? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

worstmoverever
2012-03-04 07:10 pm UTC (link)

Even with the tophat and monocle and everything, Wade was still the same old pony-loving Deadpool... so, the idea of setting up Twilight Sparkle--the Twilight Sparkle--with someone was almost enough to make him do a very not-at-all-manly squeal.

Whilst he could control himself, he might've done a little happy dance.

Derpy grinned, still hovering a few inches off the ground and still completely oblivious about it. "What sort of person?"

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	ilovemuffins 2012-03-04 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie stopped dead in her tracks, most likely causing the other two to knock right into her. "... I don't know! We probably need to ask her, huh?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

screwthe4thwall
2012-03-04 07:22 pm UTC (link)

For a brief moment, it seemed a little like birdies were orbiting Derpy's head, but she shook them aside quick enough.

"You don't just ask a girl something like that." Wade might not be a casanova of any kind, but he did vaguely know what you were allowed to ask someone when you were trying to set them up. "Maybe we should just get the first guy who looks a little... adventurey, maybe."

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	ilovemuffins 2012-03-04 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie flailed her arms. "But shouldn't he be smart? Super smart and smart like her? She's the smartest pony I know, and I don't think she'd want a meathead." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-03-04 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Derpy paused. And then a lightbulb went on. Quite literally, much to the confusion of the more sober people around them. "Maybe he could be a smart adventurey type! Like Daring Do!" She'd always loved those books. They'd been a good series to read when you were stuck in a cloud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-03-04 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie, if it was even possible, was flailing more. "Well, do we know anyone half as cool as Daring Do?" She leaned against Wade, since all that flailing was really hard after being kind of drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-03-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	There was a long pause. The lightbulb hovering over Derpy's head promptly fizzled out. "Uh... all of them aren't single, I think." And most of them were girls, and Derpy was pretty sure that Twilight wasn't into that sort of thing. Or maybe she was and she'd missed it when she was stuck in that cloud during Winter Wrap Up time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-03-04 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie frowned. "We should get some help then! Ask some people, drag Twilight around to meet people... HEY! Let's do that! Where is she?" She was pretty sure the Twilight was around here somewhere... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-03-04 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	"I think I saw her in the other room!" It made sense for Twilight to avoid the crazy foam, right? It wouldn't be good for her books and stuff... and if she'd brought books, she didn't understand parties, did she? Even Derpy understood parties more than her, and she'd spent the first hour or so sitting on the ceiling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magic_pony 2012-03-06 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Twilight was in a less foam filled room and she had not brought a book, as much as she sort of wished she had. She had lost Pinky and all the other ponies and she didn't know anyone else here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-03-06 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie came bounding through the foam to give Twilight a ridiculously huge hug that probably came close to knocking her over. "Oh thank goodness! Sorry Twilight, it's hard to see in all the bubbles!" The way Pinkie was grinning at Twilight was likely more than enough to give her cause for worry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-03-06 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Pinkie and Derpy in such close proximity was probably yet another cause for worry. And not just because Derpy was hovering above them and upside down and still slightly covered in foam. "We've been looking for you! We have an awesometastic idea!" The stupidly awesome grin was proof of that. Or proof that Derpy was completely insane, one of the two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magic_pony 2012-03-08 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Twilight barley stayed on her feet. She looked a little suspiciously at the other two, even though she was so happy to see them both. "What awesometastic idea?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-03-08 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Pinkie looked with the utmost seriousness at Twilight. "We're going to help you find a very special somepony!" The really terrifying thing was Pinkie was 100% sober. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-03-08 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Derpy nodded eagerly, setting herself down on the floor with an unceremonious thud. She'd never been good at landings. "Everypony needs a special somepony!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magic_pony 2012-03-08 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Twilight looked at both of them. "You can't be serious. I'm fine, really. I'll find a special somepony." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-03-08 02:16 am UTC (link)
	"Sure you will, Twilight! With our help!" Pinkie already had one arm hooked around Twilight's and was marching her along the ballroom. "Don't worry! We won't just pick him or anything, you pick them! THEN WE'LL MAKE MAGIC HAPPEN!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

worstmoverever
2012-03-08 02:22 am UTC (link)

For a brief moment, Derpy was tempted to pout at Twilight until she relented. Not that it tended to work, but Princess Luna sometimes gave into it, so that probably meant something.

"We just want you to be happy!" Yes, it was possible to be happy without one, but they really did help! "We could even just fire the party cannon into the crowd and pick someone at random..."

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	magic_pony 2012-03-08 02:41 am UTC (link)
	"I am happy enough on my own, really! You don't need to help, really." This was not exactly what she had planned for tonight. She couldn't just point at some random guy and say 'Him!' She didn't know anyone here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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