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You should listen to Navi DuBleu. (heyheylisten) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2011-09-14 20:25:00

Entry tags:

leonard "bones" mccoy, navi

Who: Navi and Er Leonard "Bones" McCoy.
What: Dinner!
When: Backdated to after this.
Where: Wherever he picked out.
Warnings: Er's pottymouth. Adult situations. DUH NUH NUUUUH.

She'd flown over to the restaurant he'd indicated. Being a fairy was sort of like having an internal, mental GPS. She loved being able to find everything, and she fluttered down to the ground just outside of the eatery. Dusting glitter off of her dress, she walked out to the sidewalk, looking around for her friend.

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damn_it_jim
2011-09-15 01:34 am UTC (link)

Bones would not be nervous. That would be retarded. It was just dinner, nothing was implied.

He hadn't been on a date since the divorce.

Jim had actually tried to set him up a number of times with various girls he was 'friends' with, but ignoring the implicit insult of the offering of his leavings, he and Jim had frankly completely different tastes in women. Granted, 'Breathing' was Kirk's usual standard, but the truth is he still liked 'em clingy and brainless.

Bones liked spunk.

This girl... well, she had that in spades. He looked at the little plain bouquet he had bought. Sure, she was working for that rich asshole Stark, but the thought was what counted, right?

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heyheylisten
2011-09-15 01:37 am UTC (link)

When she saw Er nervously approach the restaurant, she grinned and proceeded to bounce over. She had to be careful not to fly, because she tried not to do it around 'normal' people. The tended to freak out at glowing blue women with wings that produced glitter and bell sounds.

"Leo?" She'd started to use the other nickname; he seemed to like it better, and it suited just as well.

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	damn_it_jim 2011-09-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Bones grinned, which always felt weird. He was too used to scowling. Presenting the flowers to her, he suddenly felt sixteen years old again. That'd been a bad idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-15 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Her eyes went wide. She'd never gotten flowers before, though she loved them. "Really?" Gasping, she was hovering a few inches off of the ground before she could stop herself, pecking him on the cheek. "You're sweet." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-09-15 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Best idea ever. "I thought you'd like them." Failure at the delivery line, but that was okay. He'd rebound. ... why did his mental dialogue all of a sudden sound exactly like Jim and Spock evaluating him? Balls. This he needed. "So, er. Dinner?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-15 01:52 am UTC (link)
	"Right. Right! Oh, crap, sorry." She eeped faintly before touching down to the ground, reaching out to hold his hand. "You didn't say this was like... a date. Thing." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-09-15 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Danger. Retreat advisable. Yup, there was the hobgoblin. "I... well. Okay, I didn't really know how to ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-15 01:55 am UTC (link)
	"I still would've come, Leo." She squeezed his hand as they went inside, waving at the hostess and laughing as they were seated. Once they were in a booth, she crossed her legs underneath herself and leaned forward. "I probably would've said yes faster. You really sell yourself short for such a grumpy gus." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-09-15 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Bones could only get pulled along side, still processing that little bit of information. She'd have said yes faster? He'd clearly not remembered this whole dating thing right. "I'll have you know I'm not a grumpy gus." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-15 02:51 am UTC (link)
	"You could've proven me wrong. You never look happy. What's wrong?" She leaned forward, listening to him intently even though he hadn't spoken yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

damn_it_jim
2011-09-15 02:56 am UTC (link)

Bones actually paused, trying to give the question a non-flippant answer. For once.

"Back home, I was always the one who fixed things. Whatever shit Jim or the rest would get into, I'd fix them up, then yell at them. Even before Starfleet, I'd fix everyone else's problems. Used to make me pretty angry, watching everyone make the same mistakes every time, and expect me to bail them out or patch them up."

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	heyheylisten 2011-09-15 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Her chin was resting in her hand, and she smiled. "You were kind of their mom, then. But it's got to be frustrating, since they were adults too. And it's hard when people don't learn. I'm sorry." She paused, taking his hand and squeezing it. "But I think you miss them too." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

damn_it_jim
2011-09-15 03:07 am UTC (link)

At that, Bones has to laugh. That's it, when Jim showed up, he had to remember to tell him that one.

But then she touched his hand.

He was a doctor. It's not that he didn't touch people, and often, during the day. But this was the first friendly contact he'd had in a dog's age. He looked up at her, eyes clear with honest thanks. "Miss 'em and want to kill 'em. If you knew Jim, you'd feel the same way. And Spock, and the rest. Doubt they'd like the idea of me as their mom though."

	heyheylisten 2011-09-15 03:58 am UTC (link)
	"Keep talking like that, and I'll tickle you." Sticking her tongue out at him wasn't super mature of her, but she did it anyway. Taking her burger, she cut it in half daintily, nibbling carefully. "Mmph," she purred, making a happy noise as she ate. She'd been starved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)