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Tweak says, "konnichiwa!"

Mark House (myfathersson) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-03-03 09:38:00

Entry tags:

alma del mar jr, mark house, nonobits switcheroo

Who: Alma Delm Mar Jr, and Mark House of the Female Persuasion
What: Exploring Lesbian Fantasies, a Remix
When: Today, early morning, during No-No-Bit Swap week.
Warnings: Really, see the what.

It had taken him a few minutes, to properly peruse his new body, doing the showering and dressing thing with a new sense of appreciation for the female form before heading to the portkey. He shivered a little under the long jacket he wore, considering all he had under it was the lingerie Jaime had left to him, his jeans not fitting over his hips, shirts not liking his new bustline. Still, he was covered enough that he only got a few looks for his bare feet, as he jogged his way to Alma's apartment.

God, they jiggled.

Taking a moment to giggle at that, an utterly bizarre sound, he knocked on the door to warn her, before letting himself in, clearing his throat and calling out in an unfamiliar voice?

"Alma? It's... me."

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	myfathersson 2008-03-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Mark returned the kiss with a soft smile. "You want me to go get that cheesecake for you?" He didn't mind waiting on her, so long as it kept her comfortable, happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 06:10 am UTC (link)
	"Oh God," She laughed softly, shaking her head. "No, no. I got something better than chocolate right here." She kissed him once more. "Not looking forward 'having t'get dressed." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 06:19 am UTC (link)
	She looked over them, grin growing. "I see no reason we should bother- at least not until we leave for the treatment; it is cold out, after all." A hand moved onto her hip, "But after that, I have no problem riding this out naked," (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Alma laughed, shaking her head a little. "Well, you're welcome t'stay naked as long as you please, we'll draw th' blinds." She gave the hand over her hip a rub, laughing. "S'prised y'aint sick of seein' me naked yet." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Mark scoffed at that, "How could I get sick of this, seriously?" His hand roamed idly over her flesh, watching the contrast of their skintones in the light. "You're gorgeous, Alma," (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Alma rolled he eyes playfully. "Well, you're pretty gorgeus yourself." She hand mimickd hison his own flesh, she laughed. "God forbid we get a whol day together." She turned her head to look at the clock. "Well, we're making good enough time." She glanced at him with a smirk. "So Mark, April Fools day is coming up." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 06:52 am UTC (link)
	The mention of the holiday got her a Look, and another curious smile. "That it is. Do you have plans?" Hey, she was bringing it up, maybe it'd be that easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 06:54 am UTC (link)
	She chuckled. "I know you, you're devious." Leaning over closer, she set to nibbling his ear. "It's a day of pranks and jokes, we should set up a prank, a massive prank. Just. .prank as many people as we can." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 07:03 am UTC (link)
	"I am all about that, Alma," She stopped to enjoy the nibbles for a minute, before speaking again, "Any idea what, or is that for me to concoct?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 07:06 am UTC (link)
	She made a thoughtful sound near her ear before moving to press a kiss to he cheek. "Dunno. What's the most shocking thing you think we can pull off that people would believe on April Fools?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

myfathersson
2008-03-04 07:18 am UTC (link)

'We're having a baby' quickly came to mind, before Mark shot that down- with her chemo, that would be cruel, to.. remind her like that.

Suddenly, a smile bloomed on her face, and she shifted to look up at Alma with a devious little eyebrow waggle.

"We could say we're eloping," That was... dangerous to bring up, she knew. But it was a joke. And it would be pretty shocking.

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	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Alma was thoughtful and then smirking. "Your sisters and Drew? Would love that." She giggled a little. "An' Bobby an' m'family an' probably yours, they'd all shit. I love it." She moved in and kissed her, laughing. "We'll need to take pictures of reactions. I'll find a cheap little ring or something, post a picture. .oh God it's going to be hysterical!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

myfathersson
2008-03-04 07:32 am UTC (link)

She giggled at that, kissing her back with a big smile, even if it wasn't quite in her eyes. "And have your dad kill me for buying you something cheap? No, baby, you get the best," Making a little face, she tried to inject some sarcasm into that, and failed.

Mark had been joking... right? God, she didn't know. The thought made her laugh more, even if it had a bitter edge to it.

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	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 07:38 am UTC (link)
	Alma scoffed. "Yeah, 'cause I'm letting you get me a ring for a fake engagement." She rolled her eyes playfully, shaking her head. "He wont know th'difference." She ran her fingers through Mark's hair, leaning to inhale the smell of it. "'s set then, April 1st, we'll be 'engaged' for as long as we can keep it goin', gettin' ready t'elope." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 07:45 am UTC (link)
	"Yeah, okay," Mark nodded in agreement, reaching down to play with Alma's hand where it rested over her stomach. "So long as you promise your Dad won't kill me. If I'm going to be risking getting killed, I'd like it at least to be over a real engagement, not a fake one," She was teasing- she assumed- turning up to wink at Alma with mischievious eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 07:49 am UTC (link)
	She watched him play with her hand, studied hima good moment. "You ok? D'you wanna do somethin' else?" She asked softly, hoping she hadn't gotten too excited and not realized something she touchy. "You know I wouldn't let him hurt you real or fake, Mark. You gotta realize that long as you don't give him reason, y'aint on m'Daddy's bad side." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Mark shook off the mood, damning her new female hormones, and smiled a little, shaking her head. "No, I like it. And I know, about your dad, it was... an ill-placed joke," (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 08:02 am UTC (link)
	She was still suspicious but nodded. "I have a feeling Greg wont fall for it, tho." He seemed way too smart. Maybe it was just her. "Would we just be better off getting him in on it?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

myfathersson
2008-03-04 09:40 pm UTC (link)

"I think Greg would just play along with it. We can tell him, though- it makes sense somebody would know. And contrary to popular belief, Greg and I... have an understanding. Past Ray and I. He'd be offended if he didn't know ahead of time, and then he'd just ruin the joke out of spite." Their 'understanding' usually involved booze and a joint or two, but it was cathartic for both of them, and let Mark spend time with a man closer to his real father than he'd known in a long time. He'd take what he could get.

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	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	She nodded a little, stretching some. "Tha'works, you can work that out while I hunt for a believable enough ring. Pretty sure m'old one wouldn't work out too well." Never mind that she still had it, it being reconized would be the problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Mark nodded. "If I get a few drinks in him, he'll remember enough to have an 'oh yeah' moment, but not enough to ruin anything. I'll work," She didn't bring up the ring, it wasn't his business, unless she chose to elaborate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddysliljunior 2008-03-04 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	She chuckled at that, shook her head. "An' y'were all hesitant t'let me get booze in you at first?" She nudged him playfully and sighed. "Yeah I know whatcha prolly thinkin', I'm weird. But it's. .I couldn't sell it. It's just an expense for guys but gettin' that. .havin' someone ask, 's special." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-03-04 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	"No, it's not.. like that. I just didn't know he'd asked you, that's all. And I was hesitating with the booze, to try and keep you from getting in trouble for buying for a minor." Mark smiled, nudging her back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daddysliljunior
2008-03-04 10:39 pm UTC (link)

She was confused by that, frowned, mouthing the words back to repeat them and then realization dawned on her face. "Oh gosh, no, no, Bobby never asked, Bobby didn't wanna marry me. No, I was married. .before. That was when Bobby an' I met." She rubbed at the back of her neck with a nervous laugh. "I um, well Kurt was an asshole, he used t'knock the shit outta me when I was. . when Drew won't born yet. Divorced hm."

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	myfathersson 2008-03-05 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Nodding through the story, she made a little face. "Oh, sorry. 'Didn't know," She couldn't help but be a little angry that this Kurt guy had beat her, but that wasn't her business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)