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Billy Batson ([info]bigredcheese) wrote in [info]utr_logs,
@ 2008-01-15 22:59:00

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Entry tags:billy batson, luna maximoff, plotty mcplot

Who: Billy and Luna
What: Subtle corruption
Where: Her place, presumably
Warnings: Copious nudity.

Captain Marvel had dealt with a lot of chaos today, and Billy Batson was exhausted from it. Which was probably why he ended up not far from Luna's place in London, chugging down a Coke (God bless American consumer imperialism!) and breathing deeply. After a while, he stretched and took out his wand to refill his drink. He wasn't that good at it, though, and ended up with Faygo.

He looked around and realized how close he was to Luna's place. Billy threw away his now ruined soda and walked to her door. "Wonder if she's even home. When I was naked, I tried to avoid everything and everyone. Am I talking to myself? Yes, you are." Tired, that was it. He shrugged and knocked on the door.


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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-16 12:19 pm UTC (link)
The other inhabitants of the house weren't home, which didn't bother Luna at all either way, but she assumed it saved Rebecca some awkwardness.

Luna was, to be fair, a little upset. Mostly because her favorite shirt had been dissolved. Which so wasn't cool. Maybe after this was all over, it'd magically appear again. A girl could hope.

Other than that, Luna didn't have much reserve or shame. She could have easily lived in a nudist community if she wanted to although she didn't want to end up seeing some old guy's wrinkly junk. That thought made her nose scrunch considerably.

And when she had talked to Billy, she never really thought he'd come over. It wasn't the that he was gutless or anything, simply a little shyer than her and more...moral based. She could fix that.

So imagine her surprise when, while laying (naked) on her bed browsing website, she heard a knock. And imagine even more surprise when, after looking in the peephole to be sure it wasn't her Dad (which would just be gross by anyone's standards), she saw Billy.

She quirked an eyebrow as only Maximoffs can pull off and opened the door, although not all the way. A bare leg, a bare arm and perhaps part of a breast. She did a little smirk that was almost not a smirk that again only Maximoffs can pull off.

"Hey, Billy."

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-16 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Billy's thought, though he would be unlikely to admit it, was that he would show her. Her constant teasing aside, he figured she would never expect him to call her bluff, to say nothing of doing it without warning.

"Holy crap you're actually naked. I thought... you are... I mean, you... I thought you were messing with me!" The track record did seem to speak for itself. He couldn't actually see anything, at least nothing he couldn't see on a beach, but the fact that there was more hidden just behind the door made much more of an impact. "I can... I'll just... I... go... places..."

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
Luna rolled her eyes. His confidence wasn't as vivid as it had been before. Served him right.

"You coming in or are you going to stand out there like an idiot? Because, clothes or not, it's still cold out there. And especially without clothes.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-17 02:23 am UTC (link)
"I... you..." Yes, he did indeed like boobies. That had well been established. But if he was going to visit the land of grammar ever again, he was going to have to figure something out here. So he closed his eyes. "Yes. Um. I can totally come in. Because... I'm not afraid of you."

He was totally afraid of her. Maybe she wasn't even that naked. And she had a blanket nearby. She was probably just messing with him again. She did that a lot. Yeah. No need to worry at all.

Yeah.

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-17 02:36 am UTC (link)
Luna almost giggled.

"You are so terrified by me. The simple fact that you have to reassure yourself that you're not terrified by me acknowledges your guilt. You're terrified because I am crazy and I do bad things and tempt you to do bad things. And you're terrified because you want to do them," she said casually.

Luna did that occasionally. She went on little psychological analysis' and rants. She either talked too much or not enough. It was something she had quickly gotten over, but many people didn't. She also tended to say all the wrong things, whether wrong in general or things that simply weren't meant to be said aloud at that moment in time. Or possibly ever.

Luna closed the door behind her and turned her back on him, walking away. She just assumed he'd follow and she wasn't very worried about it. He was here after all.

She settled back on her bed, cross legged and cradling her laptop on her knees. Her fingers moved quickly for a minute reading a comment before she sighed frustrated and shut the top down decisively.

"My dad's mad that I'm naked, like I can help it," she said rolling her eyes in the way a sexually awakened daughter rolls her eyes when her father gives her the birds and bees talk.

Luna made another face at the computer, as if that was her greatest concern, not that Billy was standing in her room while she sat there butt naked. It was like she hadn't even noticed.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-17 03:05 am UTC (link)
Billy opened his eyes, he pretty much had to to avoid walking into things, or, far worse, people. He caught a glimpse of her backside and quickly turned away. Oh, look a chair. A chair is good. He can sit in that and face her and not have to open his eyes. God, she had a nice butt.

"It's probably more, you know. That you're, you know. Happy. Being naked, and all." Don't open your eyes, don't open your eyes, don't open your eyes. "He probably thinks you should be like, um, like, hiding. Not that you have anything that you need to, um, hide." Whatever happened to the days when he was fighting Mr. Mind? He liked those days. They made more sense.

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-17 03:13 am UTC (link)
"Right, right," Luna said as though she wasn't really listening. One could almost hear the words whizzing over her head.

Luna sighed again. Billy looked utterly pathetic and almost in pain. There had to be at least a drop of regular teenage boy in him. Honestly.

"Billy, open your goddamn eyes already. I have tried like everything on the face of this planet to get a reaction out of you. I've flirted with you, teased you, went out of my way to go swimming with you so you could see me in a bikini. And now. Now I'm sitting in front of you, completely naked in a house where we're alone, and what are you doing? Sitting with your eyes closed, as far away from me as you could possibly be," she said.

"I'm almost offended."

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-17 03:27 am UTC (link)
"Yeah, you are naked. And you're crazy hot. And fun. And awesome. And you're always crazy hot and fun and awesome. And frankly most of the time it's hard enough to look you in the eye when I'm talking to you, I don't need your naked body in my mind, distracting me."

He opened one eye, just a little bit, though he raised his hand to stop too much from coming into his field of vision. "Besides, if I sat much closer to you I'd poke your eye out."

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-17 03:42 am UTC (link)
Luna took a deep breath for patience. She had a feeling this was how kindergarten teachers felt when dealing with small children. She decided then and there to never have children. Especially not boys.

Luna slowly walked over to him. He could barely see her anyway, but she bent down to his eye level.

"So. If you admit that I am crazy hot. And that I'm fun and awesome, then the question here isn't whether you like me or not the way I like you. Your colors tell me all that anyway. The real question if whether you are going to stop being a coward about all this. Because although hot and fun and awesome, I am also impatient, pushy, rude, and controlling. And I don't like embarrassing myself and I don't like wasting my time. I want to know whether you want to walk out that door, eyes averted and probably never have this opportunity again or whether you are going to fully open your eyes, distractions or not and face what is happening to you. To us."

This was a test for him, and she knew they both could feel it. A lot depended on his answer.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-17 03:55 am UTC (link)
"Okay, you are totally all of those things." He wasn't going to argue that, especially since she was so close that he could smell her. She smelled nice. "And I'm not a coward. I'm just..." A boy. And boys are dumb. And maybe I'm a little bit afraid of you. "Fine. You want me to be brave?"

Billy opened his eyes wide and looked right at her. Admittedly it wasn't as brave a gesture as he would have preferred, since she was standing so close that her face was actually blocking anything naughty from view. "You have a really cute butt."

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-19 03:01 pm UTC (link)
A smile broke upon her face and she looked very pleased. "That's a start," she said.

Luna walked away and sat again cross-legged on the bed, picking up her computer again and seemingly ignoring him.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-19 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Feeling like he passed some test, Billy felt like collapsing. He didn't though. Despite his bravery, he was more or less content that Luna had decided that the computer was more important than he was. It hid everything from view. At least, from his view.

"So did you only bring me in to torture me? Or corrupt me some more? 'Check out my boobs, young Skywalker, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete!'

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-20 12:00 am UTC (link)
Luna rolled her eyes dramatically. "I enjoy corruption although that was not the only reason. I also greatly enjoy pissing off my father. But mostly, I just like your company," she said shrugging.

She shut off the computer and put it on the floor. Luna slid underneath the covers and motioned to Billy. "Come lay with me," she said in a way that sounded like a mix between suggestion and command.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-20 12:10 am UTC (link)
It was his own fault for being content. She hated it when he was content. And while he was terrified (and hopeful) of what exactly would happen if he obeyed, he was more afraid of her yelling at him if he didn't. Saving the world was easy. Girls were the real challenge.

"Is it possible to be really nice and really mean at the same time? Because you're doing it." Billy crossed the room, slightly hunched over to avoid poking anyone's eye out, and sat on the opposite edge of her bed.

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-20 12:16 am UTC (link)
Luna smirked, sitting up. "It's my specialty."

Luna sighed. He always obeyed, which was a bit annoying. But he never really did exactly what she asked, which was a bit annoying.

"You are so awkward," she said giggling. "And your colors are making me blush," she teased. They nearly blinded her with the intensity and that only egged her on. It seemed Billy was having a battle between his heart and his head.

She came up behind him, wrapping her arms around his middle and pressing herself to his back. "Let your heart win this battle, Billy," she whispered. "There's no shame in that. Promise."

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-20 12:31 am UTC (link)
If it had been between his heart and his head it wouldn't have been a problem. His heart always won those. But right now it was between his heart and his head and his junk. His head and his junk were pretty evenly matched, and his heart kept flip flopping between I really do like her, and I really do like her butt.

"I'm definitely not ashamed. I'm awkward, but definitely not ashamed." She could see what he was feeling. That, despite what he had said, was a little bit embarrassing. Not that much, though. She had to know it. Finally, he seemed to come to a decision as his heart more or less decided that it could like her and her butt. He lay down, ironically leaving Luna sitting up. Blushing so deeply he matched his Captain Marvel uniform, he said, "You know what I said about your butt? It goes for your breasts."

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-20 12:47 am UTC (link)
Luna raised an eyebrow. "You could just say you like all of me, boost my self-esteem and just get all compliments out of the way at once," she said, then seemed to stop, thinking of something.

"Look, Billy. I know you like me, and I know your pants like me," she said leaving enough of a pause for him to get delightfully embarrassed before moving on. "But. I am pushy and controlling and I know that, so if you don't want this right now I'll back off and not speak of it again. I don't want to feel like I'm forcing you or like, raping you. I don't want that nagging feeling of guilt or regret or whatever."

Her fingers ran over his stomach curiously, moving over the fabric of his shirt. Luna manipulated and controlled people quite a lot. She could get them to do what she wanted, with or without powers, but she never remembered liking someone so much. Not only wanting them, but wanting them to like. She had never tried so hard to impress anyone before except for her parents. He talked of being frightened of her, but she wondered if she wasn't a bit frightened of him as well.

"So. Billy. I leave you a proposition. If you want this as badly as I do, right now, if you're willing to risk the wrath of my father, and willing to be a little bit more than patient with my personality flaws...then I want you to kiss me. Right here, right now. But if you aren't sure, you have doubts, you don't want to, I don't want to waste my time. You can leave, go home take a cold shower and forget about all this. And I won't bother you about this. Ever."

Luna was all about fun and games most of the time, but right now she was very serious.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-20 01:12 am UTC (link)
There were a thousand reasons not to kiss her, at least five hundred of which being how many times her father could punch him in one second. By her own admittance, she wouldn't hold a grudge against him if he couldn't handle it. And if he had been Captain Marvel, the wisdom of the ancients would have weighed in and he probably would have flown home, spent a few hours with a certain amount of hand lotion, and eventually found a girl who didn't delight in giving him a heart attack on a semi-daily basis.

Fortunately, he ignored everything that was probably healthy for him and kissed her before she finished the word "ever." "I don't know if there are any magic spells that can protect me against someone who moves faster than sound. But that's what the library's for."

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-20 01:29 am UTC (link)
"I'll protect you," she whispered and brought his hand up to touch the breasts he so admired.

She kissed him again, somewhat to push away his doubts and partially just to try it again. She had never slept with anyone before. She had a feeling Billy would assume that she had and she didn't correct him.

Now that she officially had permission, her hands were instantly roaming his body. While she had seen him before as Captain Marvel (and while he was very attractive), Luna could honestly say she preferred him like this. The nice awkward, scrawny, socially-challenged Billy.

She kissed him more heatedly now and moved to hover over him although their bodies still touched. There was only a fleeting thought about how she'd be chained down to the wall in their basement in clothes 4 times too big, for the next 99 years if she was ever found.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-20 01:48 am UTC (link)
He was fully clothed and she was completely nude. There should have been something far more awkward about this. Not to say that Billy was anywhere near comfortable, and he suspected he never would be again. But he didn't feel uncomfortable enough. It was... nice.

While her hands explored, his were content. It was probably clear that he'd never gone beyond kissing before; in fact, the number of times he'd gotten to kissing could be counted on one hand. While one hand was concerned entirely with her breast--the weight, the feel, the warmth, the reactions when he brushed her nipple--the other moved slowly down her back. He laughed a little when he realized he was touching her butt, although he didn't know what was funny about it.

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-20 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Luna laughed a little as well, having thought of the same thing herself. She pulled his hands gently away for only a moment, pulling his shirt over his head. Much better.

She ran her hands up and down his chest, applying slight pressure with her nails here and there. Although she was trying to be gentle. Billy Batson, while well on his way to the Dark Side, was still a fragile, fragile little boy.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-21 02:28 am UTC (link)
Funny how he felt like he should have been cold; when his shirt came off, it only made the temperature in the room jump ten degrees. It occurred to Billy, as Luna ran her hands and nails over his skin, that he might walk away from this bleeding, assuming he walked away at all. Somehow, he really didn't care.

Loathe as he was not to be touching her, Billy didn't immediately return his hands to her body. Instead, he struggled with his belt and trying to wiggle his way out of his pants. It wasn't exactly the slickest move he'd ever performed--and his list of slick moves was very short indeed--and if his belt hadn't finally come undone when it did he might have destroyed it with his wand.

His troubles, while probably amusing to Luna, succeeded largely in moving him about a foot away from her. As he tried to reposition himself, his elbow bumped the TV remote and turned it on. And if only it had been muted, then he would have had plausible deniability later.

"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a fire in downtown London..."

"Fuck," said Billy.

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[info]ex_allthecol438
2008-01-21 02:50 am UTC (link)
Luna, meanwhile had been giggling uncontrollably and, of course, offering no assistance. When the TV clicked on, she was even more amused. Only Billy. Only Billy could manage something like that. And she was going to turn off when she noticed his eyes watching it intently, which pulled her eyes to it too. A fire.

That was the problem with dating a superhero. Or well, they weren't dating but Luna was planning on asking him.

Luna got off him and sat down on the edge of the bed. She sighed, looking up at the ceiling with a frown. She wanted to tell him London had enough heroes. That they could do without him, but she knew he wouldn't stop thinking about it even if he stayed. It would bother him, and she had already lost him to it.

"Go ahead," she said sighing again. "Go do your hero thing."

That was the problem with dating a superhero.

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[info]bigredcheese
2008-01-21 03:24 am UTC (link)
Billy hopped out of bed and looked back, groaning a bit from the fight between morals and desire. But morals won because he was a good person and he hated himself for it. "I'm really sorry. You... have no idea how sorry." Billy pulled his pants back up (with some effort) and grabbed a shirt from the floor. He pulled it on without even looking at it; he now advertised his love for being a pretty pretty princess.

He did a quick pat-down to be sure he had everything as he ran to the window, opened it, and jumped out, yelling "Shazam!" before he'd even started to fall. Then a red blur flew away, off to punch fire for being such a damn cockblocker.

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