"Yeah, you are naked. And you're crazy hot. And fun. And awesome. And you're always crazy hot and fun and awesome. And frankly most of the time it's hard enough to look you in the eye when I'm talking to you, I don't need your naked body in my mind, distracting me."
He opened one eye, just a little bit, though he raised his hand to stop too much from coming into his field of vision. "Besides, if I sat much closer to you I'd poke your eye out."