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Tweak says, "wax on wax off"

Oizys, Goddess of Misery. (misery_inc) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2009-05-27 00:43:00

Current location:	greenland
Current mood:	morose
Entry tags:	dolos, oizys

Who: Oizys (and probably Dolos)
Where: Greenland, of course. Where else?
What: Miserable vacation, talking.
Warnings: Probably not? Lots of snark? will update if needed.

Oizys loved Greenland in the summer. In a land that already had one of the highest suicide rates in the world, over eighty percent of them happened during those months where the sun didn't set at all. Sure, the entire island had less than fifty thousand people on it, But those who weren't there weren't brimming over with happiness, and that's all she was really looking for.

There was a dearth of fine hospitality joints in the north of Greenland, but she'd found a place boasting of 4 star dining and suites, as well as the state-of-the-art-televisions with 2 channels, and figured it fit the bill. If nothing else, it beat building a place for a week. Once ensconced in her room, she ignored the television, 2 channels or no, and instead dropped the "do not disturb" placard on the doorknob and drew herself a tubfull of hot water. There was always the vague notion of soaking in bubbles long enough for everything else to just go away.

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	probablylying 2009-05-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Standing, he retrieved the robe and the towel, shaking out the latter so she could stand and wrap it around her. "I don't know that Dad would have thought of us having babies with each other. But babies in general yes. Dad does love continuing the line." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-27 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	"Hades, if he was ok with Eris and her freakish virgin births, he better not give us lip." She Wrapped the towel around her quickly as she stepped out, perhaps slightly more modest then usual, and turned her back as she dried off. Once most of the moisture was gone she slipped into the robe and turned back to him, leaning in o kiss his cheek. "I'm sorry." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2009-05-27 08:18 pm UTC (link)

"I was thinking he'd be more surprised at the dna pairing. Rather then the actual baby. Not sure he would be unhappy."

When she kissed his cheek, he wrapped his arms around her.

"Hey, hey. None of that now. It's just as much my fault. This is OUR baby." He kissed the top of her head then gave her a grin.

"Besides, what better for a republican Senator then an illegitmate baby?"

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	misery_inc 2009-05-27 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	"Eh... if I have to have someone's kid, might as well be yours. I know you won't drown him or anything." Rolling her eyes, she leaned in as his arms went around her, sighing lightly, then poking him in the side. "In a few years, you can have an affair with the illegal alien nanny you don't pay taxes on. I think that wins you the trifecta." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-27 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Only if the nanny is a twelve year boy, preferably from Mexico. Then I'll be allowed at the big boy's table." With his arms still around her, he walked her over to the bed. "Cuddle with me?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-27 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	"And here I thought you were the one brother I could count on not aiming for a cock. Oh, the disappointment." She let him move her into the other room, and nodded lightly, even as she offered a half-hearted snark. "Cuddling? A bit early for that, isn't it?" Even as she said it, she pulled away and sat on the bed, patting the spot next to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-28 02:45 am UTC (link)
	"It's never too early for cuddling." He sat down beside her then moved so he was lying down. Now, it was his turn to pat the empty space next to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-28 02:52 am UTC (link)
	"You're so weird." Waiting until he was all horizontal, she slid back to curl up against his side, shoulder rolling under as she nestled her head into the soft spot where shoulder met torso. Sighing, her arm wrapped up, fingers absently tracing his beard for a moment before resting against his neck. She had absolutely no idea what to say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-28 03:38 am UTC (link)
	He wrapped his arm up and under her side and around her back. His hand began a gentle rub on her back. His other hand lifted to hold her hand on his neck. "Boy or girl?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-28 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Oizys tilted her head down into his shoulder, hiding the smile that played across her lips. She wanted to moan and weep and bemoan the unfairness of it all, about how she didn't want to do any of this... and instead he had her cuddling of all things. And contently, at that. "Boy. It's a boy." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-28 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh yeah? Excellent. The world needs more sexy men that look like me running around it. We'll have to have a girl afterwards, to give him a girlfriend." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-28 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	She blinked, lifting her head in alarm. "Afterwards? You can't be serious. I'm never having sex again after this." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-28 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, psh. I'm sure you'll jump me again at some point. I am pretty irresistable to you, in general." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-28 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Right... I spend my whole life either jumping you or devising ways to jump you... and have no control over it. Ugh... no. I'm pretty sure this mistake will have me thinking twice before letting my hormones think for me again." She dropped her head back down, none too lightly, curling back in against him with a grumble. "There's a reason I hate you, you know." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-28 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	"Sometimes we can't control our hormones, like right now, mine? BARELY in control. I just don't want to scare you with the length and depth of my need." He hugged her closer. "You do not. Stop lying." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-29 12:19 am UTC (link)
	"You expect honesty after that whopper?" She poked him lightly in the ribs, curing in so that her one leg hooked over one of his, knee resting between his thighs. "Here I am for a week or so of moping in Greenland, and you're making me feel slightly-less-than-terrible. Not very fair of you." She always had trouble remaining particularly down when he was about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-29 12:34 am UTC (link)
	He mock gasped. "That wasn't a lie! I want you! I neeeeeeed you!" He gave her a several return pokes on her ribs then settled against her again. "Would you like me to leave you alone so you can make Greenland the suicide capitol again?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

misery_inc
2009-05-29 12:44 am UTC (link)

"Hey hey hey! It was so a lie!" She squirmed in vain, trying to avoid some of the poking fingers. "That's your little parasite you're poking there. You've got to be nice to me for the next... 4, 8, 20 months... however long these things take."

With a final swat to his hand, she settled back down against him, shaking her head as her fingers rested against his hip. "Nope. You may stay. Unless you want to go."

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	probablylying 2009-05-29 12:49 am UTC (link)
	"Naw. I'll stay. Keep you company. And they normally take nine months, but you could probably pop this one out in a month or two, if you wanted." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-29 01:02 am UTC (link)
	The alarm crept back into her voice at that. "One or two? How is anyone supposed to be ready for anything that soon? Even nine months sounds a bit hasty. Does this mean I have to move to DC?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

probablylying
2009-05-29 01:12 am UTC (link)

"Well, you don't have to pop him out that quick if you don't want to and I suppose you could keep him in longer then nine months, but your back might start to hurt after awhile."

He thought about it for a minute. "You can if you'd like. I have a home in Alabama and in DC, so you can share with me, or you can continue to be a wanderer. Up to you. My home is always open to you."

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	misery_inc 2009-05-29 01:19 am UTC (link)
	"Don't." Sitting up a bit she glared down at him, eyes glistening with unshed tears. "Don't screw everything up by being nice and sweet and shit. You're one of my favorite people, and you can't fuck that up, got it?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-29 01:23 am UTC (link)
	He blinked at her. "Are you...crying? You don't cry. Is this a pregnant thing?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-05-29 01:25 am UTC (link)
	"No! And I do so! Not a lot, and sure as hell not in front of you, but I'm not some monster, you freak!" She wiped at her face angrily with her palm, and scooted away, turning her back. "I'm not crying. Stp being dumb." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-05-29 01:31 am UTC (link)
	"Awww! It's ok, beautiful." He rubbed the back she presented to him. "You can be an emotional wreck for the next eighteen months, I promise I won't care! Would it make you feel better if I told you that you weren't allowed in my house, ever?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)