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Oizys, Goddess of Misery. ([info]misery_inc) wrote in [info]utr_logs,
@ 2009-05-27 00:43:00

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Current location:greenland
Current mood: morose
Entry tags:dolos, oizys

Who: Oizys (and probably Dolos)
Where: Greenland, of course. Where else?
What: Miserable vacation, talking.
Warnings: Probably not? Lots of snark? will update if needed.

Oizys loved Greenland in the summer. In a land that already had one of  the highest suicide rates in the world, over eighty percent of them happened during those months where the sun didn't set at all. Sure, the entire island had less than fifty thousand people on it, But those who weren't there weren't brimming over with happiness, and that's all she was really looking for.

There was a dearth of fine hospitality joints in the north of Greenland, but she'd found a place boasting of 4 star dining and suites, as well as the state-of-the-art-televisions with 2 channels, and figured it fit the bill. If nothing else, it beat building a place for a week. Once ensconced in her room, she ignored the television, 2 channels or no, and instead dropped the "do not disturb" placard on the doorknob and drew herself a tubfull of hot water. There was always the vague notion of soaking in bubbles long enough for everything else to just go away.



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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 12:14 am UTC (link)
Using his super sister sleuthing skills, aka his sense of emo smell, he tracked Oizys down to her hotel. A little flirting with the desk clerk and he had a key to her room.

He ignored the d-n-d sign and walked in silently. Standing at the bathroom door, he watched her for a moment.

"I like our room."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-27 12:19 am UTC (link)
She stifled a groan when she heard him, and opened one eye to look at him, simply to make sure he really was there and she wasn't hallucinating. Eye closing again, she sunk a few extra inches into the water.

"Had I known you were even remotely serious, I'd have gotten you your own room. Really, Dol... Greenland?"

It wasn't that she wasn't pleased to see him, of course - she adored him, so much that she even occasionally admitted it. It was just... a lot more complicated now.

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 12:34 am UTC (link)
"Why not? It's a beautiful country, all white and shiny. Plus, I love the name."

He sat down on the edge of the tub.

"Want me to wash your back while you tell me why you're running away to Greenland?"

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-27 12:42 am UTC (link)
"I'm not running away. I quite readily stated I was going on vacation."

She leaned forward, knees pulling up to her chest as she exposed her back to him, one hand reaching to hold her hair up out of the way.

"Wanted to see the Northern Lights, but forgot how late in the year it is."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 12:54 am UTC (link)
He dipped a cloth into the water and began to run it over her skin.

"What's the matter?"

Dolos wasn't stupid and he knew Oizys almost better then he knew himself. Something was up and she wasn't fooling him.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-27 01:01 am UTC (link)
"I'm Misery. This is what I do. Should I be cheerful and gay?"

Leaning her head forward, she rested it lightly on her knees, turned to face the wall rather than him. It irked occasionally how well he knew her... and irked slightly more to realize he wasn't going to accept that nothing was out of the ordinary.

"I told you."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 01:50 am UTC (link)
"Well, no. But you usually aren't this emo and depressed with me."

Watching her turn her head, his forehead creased.

"You told me what? The only thing you've told me lately was that you were preg..."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-27 01:56 am UTC (link)
"Knocked up. Bun in the oven. Up the duff. On stork watch."

She just sighed, keeping her head turned, shoulders tensing. Sure, it was harder to gauge his reaction this way, but she really wasn't sure she wanted to see it.

"In a family way."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 02:14 am UTC (link)
He just looked at her, taking in her emoness and the fact that she'd already admitted she was joking. There would be no point in retracting that now...

"Oh. Oh. OH."

Finally, he got it. His hand stopped moving on her back as he drifted off into thought. Did he want a kid? Not particularly. Did he have a choice? Not really. But he didn't HATE the idea, and it was already done so it wasn't like he could take it back anyway. The back washing started back up and he just smiled lightly at the back of her head.

"Well, at least the child will be hot."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-27 02:20 am UTC (link)
Groaning, she tilted to the side, head turning in against his thigh. She had no idea, really, what sort of reaction she was looking for, but she thought he'd be a little more...annoyed. Instead he was going to joke. It figured.

"I hate you. We're morons."

Lifting her head, she banged it back down lightly against his leg and sighed. She did hate him, and they were morons... but he was still one of her favorite people.

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 03:06 am UTC (link)
"No, you don't and yes, complete and total morons." He brushed the hair off her cheek as he looked down at her. "Nothing we can do about it now though. We're gonna be parents. Who would have ever thought that?"

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-27 03:19 am UTC (link)
"Oh, but I do."

Laughing, she turned enough to nip at his finger, then straightened herself a bit, trying to relax her shoulders. "Hand me that robe, will you?" She pointed towards a thick terry cloth robe that hung on a hook. "And a towel, please."

Staying seated in the tub until a towel was closer, she thought about his question. "Dad. Dad would have thought of it."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Standing, he retrieved the robe and the towel, shaking out the latter so she could stand and wrap it around her.

"I don't know that Dad would have thought of us having babies with each other. But babies in general yes. Dad does love continuing the line."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-30 02:21 am UTC (link)
"Uh-huh. Ok. I'll make you a deal. The first time you try to jump me, I'll refuse. Which I'm sure will make your pregnant brain all sad. So, I'm sure you'll enjoy that." He tickled her side lightly.

"But if you try to jump me a second time? I get to give in. You can only tempt me so much with your awesome curvy body."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-30 02:34 am UTC (link)
"mmm.. No deal." She swatted lightly at his hand, nose scrunching as he tickled. "I'm not sure I trust your willpower, or self-denial abilities. I'll just have to go elsewhere if I get that craving."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-31 02:08 am UTC (link)
"I can handle one taste of temptation. I get jumped all the time, I don't take them all up on the offer." For some reason, the thought of her having sex with someone else while pregnant with his baby was unsettling, but he didn't voice the feeling. It simply showed on his features as a creased brow before he covered it.

"Why go through all the work when you have a willing subject at your mercy?"

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
"You've never resisted me when I give in to you. And really? You think it's hard for me to get a date? No work at all."

Smirking, her thumb rubbed lightly at the crease in his brow.

"You might be willing, but there's a reason we rarely hook up. What would we talk about if you're not spending most of your time trying to get into my robe?"

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-31 02:47 am UTC (link)
"I've been in your robe several times now and let me tell you, it doesn't get old."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-31 03:01 am UTC (link)
"Have you really? Because I thought we got into this mess in some other fashion."

Growling, she shoved his shoulder down to the bed and loomed over him.

"Are you seriously going to make me spell it out? You don't think sex without the verbal foreplay would be weird, and a just a bit... thingish? I told you I don't want to screw up the way we are because of some sprog."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-31 03:12 am UTC (link)
"Ok, first off? I'm male. Sex at ANYTIME works for me. Secondly, sex doesn't have to lead to a relationship, if it did I'd have several girlfriends and probably more mortal babies then possible. Third? If you keep rubbing on me like that? I'm going to assume this is the first attempt to seduce me."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-31 03:16 am UTC (link)
"You're a jerk, which is why I rarely give in. You probably already have mortal babies all over the place, and I'm not looking for a relationship. and to answer your third point? Fuck seduction attempts... When have I ever needed to say anything more than "Fine... let's roll?"

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-31 03:24 am UTC (link)
He settled his hands on her hips and pressed her down harder.

"What do you think this is? Simply a non-verbal 'Fine...let's roll' is all. And no, I don't have any babies, thank you. This will be the first and thankfully a non-mortal."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-31 03:33 am UTC (link)
She groaned, rocking forward just to tease him.

"Lucky me... keep that up, and I'll think I'm special."

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[info]probablylying
2009-05-31 03:56 am UTC (link)
His breath sucked in hard as she rocked against him.

"What if I promise to never, ever consider any pregnancy sex anything other then you picking the nearest cock to assuage your craving. I'll be a man and assume no emotional interest on your part."

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[info]misery_inc
2009-05-31 10:35 am UTC (link)
"Maybe... if you're the nearest cock.

Leaning even closer, she stretched out as she laid down atop him, face nuzzling in against his neck.

"Which is all assuming I'll even have pregnancy hormones. So far, nothing out of the ordinary."

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