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Tweak says, "FALLOW MY EVERY MOVE!!"

Kirk Lazarus (ex_iknowwhoi279) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-08-27 19:18:00

Entry tags:

kirk lazarus, sophie stark, thirteen, tony stark

Who: Kirk Lazarus, Rena Stark, Tony Stark, Sophie Stark
Where: Stark Mansion
When: Wednesday evening
Why: Fun times with the quirky Aussie!
Rating: R for the language at least.

Why in the hell was he letting his wife invite the guy who looked like him to their house anyway? One might say Tony Stark was pretty whipped at this point, but he really didn't care. Most would have found it weird to hang out with their doppelgangers, though Tony would probably end up more amused than most. Especially with how stud this guy acted with his acting career and method crap. But Rena and Sophie liked him, and he really didn't have a reason to dislike the guy. So while Rena attended to seeing him in when he finally arrived, Tony went to take care of Ant. It was nearly his bedtime, and he'd already been fed.

Kirk, however, was in a Jaguar hauling ass to the address of the infamous Iron Man's house. Well, his incentive was the hot wife and the free booze, but bonus points for getting to hang out with a superhero. Maybe he could study him, convince a studio that he could play him in the sequel. Once he got there, Jarvis greeted him at the gate and allowed him inside where he parked and went up to the door, knocking.

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ironteen
2008-08-27 06:24 pm UTC (link)

Sophie peaked her head out of her bedroom when she heard the doorbell ring. She could not believe that the hysterical monk molester was actually in her house. Before shutting off her laptop, she briefly wondered if Jarvis would accept part of a cut of the paypal payments if he assisted her in filming the entire thing and broadcasting it on the web.

Shutting her bedroom door, she casually walked down the hall and into the living room. "That him Mom?"

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notunlucky
2008-08-27 06:26 pm UTC (link)

Rena didn't quite know why she was amused at guys who looked like Tony showing up. After all that trouble with Pepper, she felt a bit bad about it, but she wasn't planning on doing anything with the guy. She was planning on making him quote Tropic Thunder and Satan's Alley and giggle at him with Sophie.

When she heard the knock to the door, she told Jarvis that she would get it, and went to go open the door, spotting Sophie in the hall. "Yeah it should be.. this should be fun.." she mused and opened the door. He was pretty blonde with bright blue eyes. She smiled, "Welcome to our house.. come in." she put out her hand. "I'm Rena. And this is Sophie."

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ex_iknowwhoi279
2008-08-27 06:35 pm UTC (link)

Usually, Kirk walked into a place like he owned it, but here, he wasn't sure what could be rigged in this house or in this universe, if what they said was true and he wasn't home on the same planet Earth he was used to. "Kirk..." he said in the thick Australian accent, then waved his hand at Sophie. "I think it's really bloody nice of you to invite me into your home. I mean, yeah, I'm a famous actor, but you lot must be used to hob knobbing what with your husband and all."

Just as Kirk stepped in, Tony came downstairs, having put Ant to bed for now and putting Jarvis on alert for if the baby woke up. Seeing him on the computer didn't compare to seeing him in person. Blonde and blue eyed carbon copy of himself staring back at him, Tony's head quirked to the side. "This is what all the fuss is about?" He shook his head, "Women are weird."

"You can say that again, mate."

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	ironteen 2008-08-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Those were some really blue eyes. Really intense too. It almost hurt to look at them. "Hi! Told you we were really big fans. Except for my dad though. We wouldn't let him see your movie." Sophie extened her hand for a handshake. "Do you need anything? Water? Booze? Vegamite?" Australians ate that crap didn't they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notunlucky
2008-08-27 06:51 pm UTC (link)

Giving his hand a shake, she let him in the door and shut it behind him. "Ah well you're welcome. We really liked Tropic Thunder.. it was great.." she shrugged some. "A little bit of hob nobbing I guess. I'm usually too busy at work to go out and party sad to say.." that and well they had the baby to look after.

Looking up amused at Tony, she shrugged. "Wait till he says Hot Damn.It's cute, you'll see.." she couldn't help but laugh a little. "We're weird sure, but that's only because there's only me and no one looks like me."

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ex_iknowwhoi279
2008-08-27 07:02 pm UTC (link)

Kirk all but beamed with pride at them praising his movie. That's really what it was all about. Pleasing his audience. Vegemite? Who the hell offers that? Now you're just playing into the stereotype. I really hate that stuff. It's nasty. I came here for the booze. Well, Rena here invited me for it. Dunno if he's gonna let me have any," and he poked his thumb in the direction of Tony.

"I really don't get the big deal. I saw the commercials. It's blackface. I can put that crap on and do the same thing." Tony looked a bit jealous and he didn't even give a response to the bit about there being only one of her.

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ironteen
2008-08-27 07:07 pm UTC (link)

Oh now Sophie was REALLY regretting not getting Jarvis on board now.

"Really Daddy? You could do Lincoln better than Kirk? Really? Mom, I think that sounded like a challenge. Where do we keep the shoe polish? I think a little competition is in order." Sophie smirked evilly. She didn't expect Daddy to go along with it, but she was definitely going to encourage it.

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notunlucky
2008-08-27 07:12 pm UTC (link)

"I can definitely go get booze.. what do you drink, Kirk?" she asked, glancing over at Tony. She already knew what he wanted to drink. "I definitely think that's a challenge.." she couldn't help but grin back at Sophie. Yeah they were both incorrigible.

She gave Tony a bit of puppy dog eyes, "I'm sure you could do his lines way better.." she leaned up and whispered something dirty in his ear without the other two hearing. "I'll go get the drinks, you three... get to know each other.."

Then she headed towards the bar to get them all something to drink.

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boots_of_lead
2008-08-27 07:20 pm UTC (link)

"The darker, the stronger. JD if you have it, but whatever. I'll drink most anything except that piss champagne they serve at those Hollywood shindigs." But then Kirk eyed Tony, wondering if the other man was really going to try and outdo the great Kirk Lazarus.

"I'm not painting my face up like that, but I will do the lines, just to prove my point." Because when did Tony Stark back down from a challenge? It wasn't that hard to imitate Kirk. Then he stiffened as Rena whispered in his ear, swallowing hard. God, she was so horrible, even in front of company.

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	ironteen 2008-08-27 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh but Daddy! Don't you always tell me that if I'm going to do something right I should do it all the way?" This was so going to be fun. Enough fun to purposfully ignore Mom whispering things in Daddy's ear. Again. Thank God Jarvis made certain her room was soundproof every night at bedtime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notunlucky
2008-08-27 07:34 pm UTC (link)

Inside the kitchen she grabbed up the booze for everyone, and something for Sophie and came back out. "I'm sure that stuff is horrid to get off. Plus t would only be the face and not the hair and it would just look weird wouldnt it?" she asked as she came back out, hearing the tail end of the conversation.

"Hm.. I guess Sophie and I will be judge?" she asked, handing out glasses and bottles and things.

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ex_iknowwhoi279
2008-08-27 07:43 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah well, except paint my face up to look like a black man." Tony took his drink and popped the cap off the beer before he took a swig, though his eyes were on Kirk like he was sizing him up. "Guess so since you wouldn't let me see the damn movie." He'd been stuck on baby detail that night, though honestly, he'd been happier babysitting Ant and the two of them vegging out on the couch and watching cartoons than seeing that movie.

"Hot damn! I think we got ourselves a challenge going," Kirk said, his voice slipping easily into the gruff sound of Lincoln Osiris. "How's about we let these little ladies here see who's a better black man?"

Tony eyed him funny before letting a small smile spread over his lips. "Well, don't you look like a mammoth kangaroo came along and walloped your mom in the face," turning around and mocking Kirk in his own Australian voice. Sure the lines were corny, but how the hell did he know what a Australian set of slang was like.

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	ironteen 2008-08-27 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately for Sophie, she had taken a sip of her drink just as her father opened his mouth. Liquid sprayed everywhere while Sophie howled with laughter. The slang! The accent! So bad! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)