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Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Post-Dethklok) (goodbettermetal) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-06-21 06:15:00

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Who: Skwisgaar (Elder) and Lulu
What: Coffee
Where: Venice Beach
When: About now.
Warnings: General sleazy rock star warning.

It was hard not to notice the 6'4" middle aged man sprawled across one of the three sofas in the little cafe just off Venice Beach. He had a large mug of latte on the table nearby, a cigarette between his lips (Smoking ban be damned!) and a guitar across his chest. He was playing some sort of allegro, though allegro would be considered slow compared to what he was doing just then. His dyed black hair was in his face as he played, spilling over his shoulders and over his eyes. But his tattoos were prominent enough to give away just who he was, if the rest didn't.
This was his version of waiting patiently.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 05:01 am UTC (link)

As for Skwisgaar, he was standing in a spot that was at chest level when the waves swelled around him, arms crossed. Oh boy, water. Whee. It was a damned joy that Toki wasn't around to near-drown him with his exuberant behavior. "Hn." He said, his brow quirking, and his lips curling up into another smile, "Hokay, I is likes of waters a little more den I lets on to be."

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 05:08 am UTC (link)
	She walked forward a bit more, jumping up to move with the waves as they crashed. "It's nice to not be scared of the water for a change. Before, there were always monsters." She swam over to him and tugged on his arm before darting off again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2008-06-22 05:24 am UTC (link)
	"I is thinkings on dis is beings a good times to tells you dats I can'ts swims vury goods." He shrugged, and dipped down underneath the water to walk on the ground below it, eyes open, lungs full of air. Once the air turned sour, he came back up beside her with a gasp, and raised a brow. "I knows how to walks." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2008-06-22 05:29 am UTC (link)
	"Would you like to learn?" She stood up herself, wiping damp black hair away from her eyes. If she'd known how much more her dress was going to cling to her curves while she was wet, she probably wouldn't have dove in, but she hadn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 05:37 am UTC (link)

The Swede wasn't ogling nearly as much as he could have been. He shook his head, "Nots really. Olds dogs. New lessons. I ain'ts of dat sorts of kinds of dude. But if you is vury wantings on teachings me a things, I thinks you could teaches at a dat young me ands dats will makes me knows on it." He smugly smirked and tugged her closer to the shore once more, by way of her arm, "I ain'ts a big fans of beings wet unless is to beings in hot tub."

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Lulu lauged, walking toward shore. "Well, thank you for humoring me." She reclaimed her shoes and proceeded to wring out her hair on the sand. "Would young you like me as much?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 05:45 am UTC (link)

"You still has tits." Was Skwisgaar's way of answering, "But if you could shows on de powers you gots, you coulds keeps his attentions on somethings others den a sex." He dried his feet by covering them in dry sand, then scraping it off and setting his sandals on. The rest of him dripped and he didn't care, as he slung his jacket over one shoulder. "Wants to goes and gets my guitars backs? Comes backs and den goes along your marries ways, goings off to asplores dat wides worlds."

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Lulu laughed a bit. "I suppose I do. And that sounds fine. We should do this more often. If you like, I could set some fire off over your head while you play. You seemed to like that idea." She chuckled a little. It was almost cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goodbettermetal 2008-06-22 05:54 am UTC (link)
	The musician shook his head and smiled slightly, "I don'ts likes on a magics too much. I gots my own, dats is whats I sticks on." He smirked, "One day, you will sees on it for yourselfs." That said, he started back up the path towards the cafe. "And dats ain'ts a rufiemisms." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2008-06-22 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Lulu was sure she looked odd walking back into the cafe soaked, but she didn't much care. "I'm sure it's not." She grinned and stuck to the tiled bits of floor, not wanting to make anyone's job harder than it had to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 09:49 am UTC (link)

If Lulu hadn't gotten enough men gaping at her clinging, showy dress yet, she was getting it now -- not from Skwisgaar, however, who was caught up in thinking about other things, had forgotten that he could look, just not touch.
Well, for a moment at least. He grabbed his guitar and nodded to her, before realizing just how wet and tight that skirt had become. "You is... goings to needs to change outs of dat?"

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 09:54 am UTC (link)
	Lulu blinked as she put her jacket back on. "What? Why?" She cocked her head to the side, looking at Skwisgaar. "Surely you're not worried about me catching cold." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 09:59 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar shook his head and muttered, "Ja. I is worries on you catch a colds and dats is why you shoulds finds on a fireplace and gets warms and dries again."

Not that he was offering or anything, no. He had only four fireplaces in the mansion to which he'd just relocated. And the whole switching clothes thing was totally doable due to his now-repopulated stock pile of teeshirts for groupies. He smirked, "I coulds introduce you to a pals while we gets you a better less wet things to wear?"

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 10:03 am UTC (link)

"That would be fine. And by 'introduce me to a pal' you do mean a human entity and not your..." She made a vague hand gesture to his groin. "Because I'm going to be leaving to spend some time with friends and then returning to what I hope will be another date and nowhere in my schedule is your..."

She blinked. "You should get drier pants too." Coughing, she turned away from him and proceeded to braid her long hair.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:07 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar waited from the time she pointed until it clicked in her mind, but at that very moment after it did for her, he smirked, smug as ever.
"Ja, uh, I was meanings on de drummer? But if you is vury insistents on goings dat directions with everythings I is says, is nots de faults of me?" He shook his head and pulled his jacket on over his otherwise bare chest and back, before waving over his shoulder as he started back towards the door. "Comeon, I gots a dry shirts and stuffs for you, and is liiikes a block walks from de portskeys."

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:10 am UTC (link)
	Lulu snorted. "Of course I'm going in that direction. It's like a shoopuf in the room, you can't help but notice it." She followed him outside, arms folded across her chest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:15 am UTC (link)

Way to inflate his ego!
"Ja, hokay." He said with a smug smile. "I ain'ts is goings to says a things abouts dat no mores." He turned the guitar around on its strap so it was on his back, and lit a cigarette as he walked towards the portkey. "If you is wantings on talks abouts my dingdongs, dats is hokay, is totallies is free countries to does on that."

But he would make no further comment, obviously.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Lulu grumbled as she trotted over to keep up with him. "Dingdongs. Call it what it is." She glared at him for a moment, but couldn't keep it up. "Do people talk about your... often?" She couldn't help but giggle, hiding her mouth behind a hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:25 am UTC (link)

He looked down at her as he reached the portkey, and shook his head with a smile. "Ja, you coulds says dat is a consversationals piece." Skwisgaar tilted a brow just slightly, "Calls its whats it is? P'fft." He motioned to her, "Gives me your hands, let's gets goings to de small mansions."

Once there, Skwisgaar turned to her, "You is blushings. I don'ts believes on it. You is looks vurypretty when you blush but dat don'ts means is nots a surprisings." The home in London was a renovated castle - about maybe a fifth the size of Mordhaus - not that she knew that. It was an expansive home, however, with five cars and three motorcycles in the car port. The third motorcycle got a brow raise, "Who is beings here now?" He muttered, sounding all sorts of put out by a visitor.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:29 am UTC (link)
	Lulu sighed and took his hand, cheeks still hot. Once they'd arrived and he pointed them out - and then complimented her - they grew hotter still. "Don't believe what?" As they walked toward the castle, her eyebrows shot up. "All of this for you? Or do you live with your bandmates?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:39 am UTC (link)

He slid his hand away and stuck it back in his pocket, taking a drag of his cigarette, "I don't believes dat you is embarrass bys me."

Then, once inside, the place looked like what any Metal God's home would be thought to look. The walls were either lined with amplifiers or alternating guitars and weapons were hung as decoration. There was a roadie already attending to Skwisgaar who offered up his coat and motioned for Lulu to do the same. "Dis is nots my own place. I gots a bigger place betweens me and de youngselfs in Sweden? But we is lives here since is vury importants to de drummers to gets a Dethkloks backs together." That said, he shouted,
"HEY PICKLE! IS YOU HERES? I IS GOTS A COMPANY."

And a faint response came from in the main room, which was a faintly nasal voice - "Just don't make too much noise, I ran out of earplugs!"
Skwisgaar rolled his eyes. "Ha. Fuckings funny, Pickle. Pickle, he is whats is our drummer from backs den. I already has plays in most famous, most brutal bands in history, but he is from dat times? Longstories short, I is not usuallies olders den him?"

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 10:47 am UTC (link)

"Well, you are correct. I'm not embarrassed by you, no. I was thinking of something else." She'd been thinking of Marcus' lips on her neck, and had been somewhat blindsided by the fact she'd thought of it randomly.

Once inside the mansion, Lulu blinked and mumbled to herself. "Goodness, I hope nobody ever gets all of those wet." Lulu gave her coat the the roadie, thanking him quietly. "Oh you don't - " She stopped when he shouted, and then blinked hard at the response, yelling back. "We're not doing that!"

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notgherkin
2008-06-22 10:54 am UTC (link)

Out came the redhead who looked rather amused, his hair spilling in red dreadlocks down his shoulders from under a headkerchief "Hey there. Wow, you aren't? Because damn, if he isn't interested... Oh c'mon, I'm jokin'. Hi, how's it goin', I'm Pickles. If you need me to y'know, Iunno. Pull him offa you or somethin' if he's bein' too much of a skeez, lemmie know." He smelled of pot and booze and motor oil (He'd been out on his bike recently) as he offered his hand.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:56 am UTC (link)
	Lulu smiled, taking the offered hand. "Hello, Pickles. I'm Lulu. And thank you for your offer, but he knows that if he tries anything I'll light him on fire. Speaking of, have you a place I can dry off?" She was shivering a bit, and starting to wish she'd brought a change of clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notgherkin
2008-06-22 10:59 am UTC (link)

Pickles had only vaguely noticed that the two of them were drenched, but he smiled and nodded, "Yeah, the fire's lit in the main room, c'mon in. I'll have a roadie bring you some clothes, yer what, a size four? Five? Enh, whatever, I'm sure they'll find you somethin'." He looked over at yet another roadie, who immediately got right on that.
"What the hell were you two doin'? I mean, if you don't mind me askin'?"