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Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Post-Dethklok) (goodbettermetal) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-06-21 06:15:00

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Who: Skwisgaar (Elder) and Lulu
What: Coffee
Where: Venice Beach
When: About now.
Warnings: General sleazy rock star warning.

It was hard not to notice the 6'4" middle aged man sprawled across one of the three sofas in the little cafe just off Venice Beach. He had a large mug of latte on the table nearby, a cigarette between his lips (Smoking ban be damned!) and a guitar across his chest. He was playing some sort of allegro, though allegro would be considered slow compared to what he was doing just then. His dyed black hair was in his face as he played, spilling over his shoulders and over his eyes. But his tattoos were prominent enough to give away just who he was, if the rest didn't.
This was his version of waiting patiently.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 09:59 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar shook his head and muttered, "Ja. I is worries on you catch a colds and dats is why you shoulds finds on a fireplace and gets warms and dries again."

Not that he was offering or anything, no. He had only four fireplaces in the mansion to which he'd just relocated. And the whole switching clothes thing was totally doable due to his now-repopulated stock pile of teeshirts for groupies. He smirked, "I coulds introduce you to a pals while we gets you a better less wet things to wear?"

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 10:03 am UTC (link)

"That would be fine. And by 'introduce me to a pal' you do mean a human entity and not your..." She made a vague hand gesture to his groin. "Because I'm going to be leaving to spend some time with friends and then returning to what I hope will be another date and nowhere in my schedule is your..."

She blinked. "You should get drier pants too." Coughing, she turned away from him and proceeded to braid her long hair.

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:07 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar waited from the time she pointed until it clicked in her mind, but at that very moment after it did for her, he smirked, smug as ever.
"Ja, uh, I was meanings on de drummer? But if you is vury insistents on goings dat directions with everythings I is says, is nots de faults of me?" He shook his head and pulled his jacket on over his otherwise bare chest and back, before waving over his shoulder as he started back towards the door. "Comeon, I gots a dry shirts and stuffs for you, and is liiikes a block walks from de portskeys."

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:10 am UTC (link)
	Lulu snorted. "Of course I'm going in that direction. It's like a shoopuf in the room, you can't help but notice it." She followed him outside, arms folded across her chest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:15 am UTC (link)

Way to inflate his ego!
"Ja, hokay." He said with a smug smile. "I ain'ts is goings to says a things abouts dat no mores." He turned the guitar around on its strap so it was on his back, and lit a cigarette as he walked towards the portkey. "If you is wantings on talks abouts my dingdongs, dats is hokay, is totallies is free countries to does on that."

But he would make no further comment, obviously.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Lulu grumbled as she trotted over to keep up with him. "Dingdongs. Call it what it is." She glared at him for a moment, but couldn't keep it up. "Do people talk about your... often?" She couldn't help but giggle, hiding her mouth behind a hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:25 am UTC (link)

He looked down at her as he reached the portkey, and shook his head with a smile. "Ja, you coulds says dat is a consversationals piece." Skwisgaar tilted a brow just slightly, "Calls its whats it is? P'fft." He motioned to her, "Gives me your hands, let's gets goings to de small mansions."

Once there, Skwisgaar turned to her, "You is blushings. I don'ts believes on it. You is looks vurypretty when you blush but dat don'ts means is nots a surprisings." The home in London was a renovated castle - about maybe a fifth the size of Mordhaus - not that she knew that. It was an expansive home, however, with five cars and three motorcycles in the car port. The third motorcycle got a brow raise, "Who is beings here now?" He muttered, sounding all sorts of put out by a visitor.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:29 am UTC (link)
	Lulu sighed and took his hand, cheeks still hot. Once they'd arrived and he pointed them out - and then complimented her - they grew hotter still. "Don't believe what?" As they walked toward the castle, her eyebrows shot up. "All of this for you? Or do you live with your bandmates?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 10:39 am UTC (link)

He slid his hand away and stuck it back in his pocket, taking a drag of his cigarette, "I don't believes dat you is embarrass bys me."

Then, once inside, the place looked like what any Metal God's home would be thought to look. The walls were either lined with amplifiers or alternating guitars and weapons were hung as decoration. There was a roadie already attending to Skwisgaar who offered up his coat and motioned for Lulu to do the same. "Dis is nots my own place. I gots a bigger place betweens me and de youngselfs in Sweden? But we is lives here since is vury importants to de drummers to gets a Dethkloks backs together." That said, he shouted,
"HEY PICKLE! IS YOU HERES? I IS GOTS A COMPANY."

And a faint response came from in the main room, which was a faintly nasal voice - "Just don't make too much noise, I ran out of earplugs!"
Skwisgaar rolled his eyes. "Ha. Fuckings funny, Pickle. Pickle, he is whats is our drummer from backs den. I already has plays in most famous, most brutal bands in history, but he is from dat times? Longstories short, I is not usuallies olders den him?"

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 10:47 am UTC (link)

"Well, you are correct. I'm not embarrassed by you, no. I was thinking of something else." She'd been thinking of Marcus' lips on her neck, and had been somewhat blindsided by the fact she'd thought of it randomly.

Once inside the mansion, Lulu blinked and mumbled to herself. "Goodness, I hope nobody ever gets all of those wet." Lulu gave her coat the the roadie, thanking him quietly. "Oh you don't - " She stopped when he shouted, and then blinked hard at the response, yelling back. "We're not doing that!"

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notgherkin
2008-06-22 10:54 am UTC (link)

Out came the redhead who looked rather amused, his hair spilling in red dreadlocks down his shoulders from under a headkerchief "Hey there. Wow, you aren't? Because damn, if he isn't interested... Oh c'mon, I'm jokin'. Hi, how's it goin', I'm Pickles. If you need me to y'know, Iunno. Pull him offa you or somethin' if he's bein' too much of a skeez, lemmie know." He smelled of pot and booze and motor oil (He'd been out on his bike recently) as he offered his hand.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 10:56 am UTC (link)
	Lulu smiled, taking the offered hand. "Hello, Pickles. I'm Lulu. And thank you for your offer, but he knows that if he tries anything I'll light him on fire. Speaking of, have you a place I can dry off?" She was shivering a bit, and starting to wish she'd brought a change of clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notgherkin
2008-06-22 10:59 am UTC (link)

Pickles had only vaguely noticed that the two of them were drenched, but he smiled and nodded, "Yeah, the fire's lit in the main room, c'mon in. I'll have a roadie bring you some clothes, yer what, a size four? Five? Enh, whatever, I'm sure they'll find you somethin'." He looked over at yet another roadie, who immediately got right on that.
"What the hell were you two doin'? I mean, if you don't mind me askin'?"

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	goodbettermetal 2008-06-22 11:01 am UTC (link)
	Skwisgaar put his hand on Lulu's shoulder to get her attention, "I wills bes rights with. I gots to gets on a less wet jeans? He is won'ts bites." He eyed Pickles a moment before slipping up the stairs to his room, to go get into a drier bit of clothes while the drummer led the way into the main room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ultimafury
2008-06-22 11:05 am UTC (link)

Lulu nodded to Skwisgaar's sentiment before following Pickles to the fireplace. "We took a walk to the beach and I decided I wanted to swim. I just didn't give him the option." She giggled and took off her shoes, padding barefoot to kneel in front of the fireplace. She moved her fingers long enough to cast a tiny fire spell, giving the wood a little boost.

"So, you two live here? Isn't it... large?"

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notgherkin
2008-06-22 11:12 am UTC (link)

"Skwisgaar? In the ocean? You must be worth somethin' to him more than a piece of action if you got him to even get near the beach, usually he'll complain about the sand or the sun or you know, gettin' wet. Heh." Pickles dropped back into a chair and kicked his feet up on the coffee table, turning down the TV. "Enh, we're used to bigger. An' usually it ain't just us five. Er. Me, him, little him, and my husband. Toki was here fer a while, that's our rhythm guitarist dude. An' Nat'n was here too, 'til he split. Dunno when or if they'll be back, but we're prepared." He didn't seem necessarily too intrigued by Lulu, except after a moment when it clicked, "Wait, did you say you weren't here because he wants in yer pants? Did I get that right?"

SOUND THE ALARMS. ALERT THE PRESSES.

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 11:15 am UTC (link)

Lulu stretched out on her back, languishing in the warmth that only a fire could provide. "Well, I got him wet so he didn't have much of a choice in the matter. And he did sulk a bit about being in the ocean. Is he afraid of it, or does he just dislike it?"

She was waiting for an answer when he did a doubletake about her being there for not-sex. "We're friends, she blinked, stretching out a bit. "Why?"

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notgherkin
2008-06-22 11:19 am UTC (link)

"He ain't afraid of it, he just hates everything havin' to do with weather or, y'know, nature." Pickles explained, before going into her other question, "Oh dude, you don't know? Jesus, yeah. Er. Skwisgaar, y'see..." He pinched the bridge of his nose as he thought of a tactful way to put it, "Ain't... really good at friends. He's kinda carnal. It's like... He don't know better, or somethin'. Don't get me wrong, he's a great musician, he's not that bad a guy, but yeah, he's a walkin' cock."

More than just in the third leg variety, apparently.

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	ultimafury 2008-06-22 11:21 am UTC (link)
	That made Lulu smile. "I'm glad I can be one, then. I'm quite good at friends and very poor at lovers, so I expect we're a good fit for friendship." She sat up, turning her back toward the fire to dry her hair, which she'd taken down from its braid. "What about you? Are you used to him?" (Reply to this) (Parent)

goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 11:22 am UTC (link)

Incoming Swede! The older guitarist had his arms crossed over his be-shirted chest, wearing a new set of jeans. "I is a houndsdogs? Makes a lots of vury good fucks buddies. But I is tryings dis outs to sees on if I can makes a friends dats isn'ts makes of only sexuals? I hasn't does on it befores."

He towered over Pickles' chair and loomed rather impressively. It was about then that Lulu's clothes arrived. Suitable and black and not frumpy. Chances were, the roadie just ran to hot topic.

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 11:36 am UTC (link)

Lulu smiled at the roadie, giving him a quick squeeze of the hand. "Thank you." She stood up and went to the other room to change. Friends or no, nudity wasn't involved.

She returned after a few moments, beaming. "This is really very nice, you'll have to thank him for me." She didn't know how they'd guessed her size, but the corset was fitted perfectly, as was the short skirt made out of something plasticky and shiny. She turned her back to Skwisgaar and lifted her hair. "Lace me up, and if you grope, I'll just get Pickles to do it."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 11:44 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar shook his head and sighed, lacing up the corset quietly. He tied off the excess ribbon with a flourish and patted her back, "I thinks dats is looks vury nice, ja. Dey is good at findings good clothes."

Pickles commented "That's because they're used to you and the other you tearin' 'em off of girls, instead of helpin' 'em into them. What the hell is up wit' you, Skwisgaar? This is startin' to freak me out!" He looked at Lulu, then back at the Swede, "Did you finally go blind or somethin'? I mean, jesus! I'm a married man an' I'd still do her!" He turned to Lulu with a light, apologetic smile, "Just sayin', no offense." And then he turned back to look up at the guitarist, "But christ! You'd have been all over her like, when you were thirty!"

The blond just shrugged, "I is change, Pickle. Dats is what happen whens I you knows, grows up? I is gots a rexpontsapliety. And she is alreadys says no."

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 11:47 am UTC (link)

Lulu blinked. It was like she'd seen a transformation but not known she'd seen one, and suddenly she felt guilty. Skwisgaar looked almost downtrodden, almost...

She tried to think of a way to salvage the situation, and she looked at Pickles. "You're my witness." Then, fixing her eyes on Skwisgarr, she put her hands on his cheeks and leaned forward to kiss him hard on the mouth. She let the kiss linger a touch - but not too long, it was just to bolster his ego.

After a minute or so, she sat back. "There. Now you can say you turned me down because... I don't know, I have rabies or something."

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goodbettermetal
2008-06-22 11:51 am UTC (link)

Skwisgaar blinked and flailed only slightly, just for a split second, before his hand instinctively found the small of her back and he moved into the kiss, natural as breathing or playing the guitar. He smiled slightly, smug as ever, "Ja, but if you lets Pickle says anythings abouts it? He is will says dats never is stops me befores." He nudged her and slipped away, feeling just slightly victorious over the situation in general.

The Redhead snickered, "It's true, he hasn't turned down a chick fer any reason. Ever. He actually had a thing fer grandmas fer a while."

Skwisgaar raised both brows and turned to Lulu, "Still does. Wants a drinks?"

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ultimafury
2008-06-22 11:54 am UTC (link)

Lulu blinked incredulously. "Grandmothers? Oh, that's fantastic." She scrubbed her hands over her face and nodded hard, subconsciously moving closer to Pickles.

"A drink would be fantastic. Sake, if you have it." Sir Auron had used it in battle, maybe it would help if she'd picked up errant germs. "And don't you tell anybody about this, Skwisgaar, or so help me."

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