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Tweak says, "Porkchops and Applesauce!"

Sam Marquez (Las Vegas) (coldandjaded) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-24 21:59:00

Entry tags:

danny mccoy, john winchester, sam marquez

Wow, that was unexpected. That was pretty funny actually. This universe sure does have a sense of humor since it made me into a nun.

That was... enlightening Papi.

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	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	No patience at all, you'd never make it as a man. That's just all sorts of fucked up. You'd be a very short dude. And...no. A world of no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Patience is not really a virtue. It's just for people that are too scared to go out and get what they want. I might turn into a tall man! I bet you'd be a sexy woman, Papi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	That's one opinion. In my line of work patience keeps you alive. 'Spose you might. A tall man with a pair of brass ones. Doubt it. What would you call me then anyhow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Really? I don't think that I'd survive very long doing what you do. If that wasn't obvious already. You got it. Muy caliente Mami, of course! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	You live longer if you have good aim too. No, like my women without balls. Shoulda known. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	I know you have that. ;) That is comforting to know. Do you want to go out and do something for our date? Or just stay in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhuh. We ought to do something. Want to go downtown and play some blackjack? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Blackjack sounds good as long as we don't go to the casino that I was fired from. Also, I might have to dress in disguise so no one recognises me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Why not? Might be fun to stop in, see how things are running. Disguise huh. Sure I could think of a couple ideas for outfits you could wear. Since nun is already checked off on the list and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it wouldn't matter if I went in disguise. Oh really? And what ideas would those be? I was thinking of a wig and a short skirt. Did you have something better in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	You in a short skirt figures into most of my disguise ideas. Less you'd rather go in drag. Wanna borrow some of my clothes? They might be kinda big on you though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Then I will definitely wear a short skirt. They'd probably be too big. The idea of dressing in drag is promising. I could wear one of those fake mustaches! But, would you punch me if I grabbed your ass in public? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Short skirt and a moustache? Shoulda known you'd have a thing for the moustache. Naw, I wouldn't punch you. Might toss you in a fountain or tear your pants off though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Not together. I'd have to pick one or the other. Tearing my pants off? Doubt that I'd really mind that much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	Here I thought you were a risk taker. Prefer to save that part of the date for after dinner. Or we can get it out of the way early on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'll save it for the tables I think. How about both? Or I can just have you as my dessert. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Think thats called having your cake and eating it too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I've never understood that saying. Why get cake if you're not going to eat it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Why am I not surprised. Goes back to what I was saying about patience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	What can I say? I like cake. I told my boss that I'd like him to meet you. ~~You have no idea what a big deal that is for me.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Figures. You look like a cake eater. That so? What's his name? Like to know who I'm meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	What do you have against cake? Danny McCoy. He was less of a boss and more of a friend back home. He's still a friend if I admited to having them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: John aka_elroy 2008-07-25 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing. Must be a stand up guy if your calling him a friend. Even if you aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	John coldandjaded 2008-07-25 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	I was kinda worried about the deal the other day with the asshole when we were trying to have coffee. He told me that he'll be thrown out if he tries to come in the casino again. His wife used to kinda be my friend. But, I don't think that she likes me that much anymore. She's pregnant so Danny thinks that it might just be her hormones out of whack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Samantha aka_elroy 2008-07-25 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I wouldn't exactly mind beating that clown down again. Sort of relieved some stress for me. Yeah, the hormones make you women do some crazy things. You'll find out firsthand someday I'm sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)