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Saffron ([info]knowmybible) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-21 23:17:00

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Entry tags:eve, malcolm reynolds, saffron

Pardon me, but could someone let me know what manner of planet it is that I've come to be on? Nothing is familiar and it's so busy!


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[info]robyngraves
2008-07-22 12:30 am UTC (link)
Uhhhh.... Earth. The round one with all the blue.

Better question- what planet are you from?

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 12:39 am UTC (link)
Last I recall I had managed to return to Triumph and was settling back into the maidenhouse.

Earth? You must be crazy, or joking.

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[info]robyngraves
2008-07-22 12:46 am UTC (link)
Triumph. That's a way more badass name for a planet than "Earth."

They tell me I'm crazy, but I'm definitely not joking. When I woke up in this shithole the first computer I saw had this [link] in the favorites. It's the best explanation I've seen for what the hell's going on around here.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 12:50 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear.

I've done as the "website" suggested and found some identification. I've replaced an old maid.

Do you know where a maidenhouse is so I might wait and find a man to wed? Or perhaps a ranch, or even an orphanage, I'm good at tending to children.

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[info]robyngraves
2008-07-22 01:00 am UTC (link)
Maiden... house? What the hell is that?

Ranches are in like, Montana I guess. And I think orphanages are everywhere, but uh, it's not something I've really looked into. Tended to avoid those.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 01:03 am UTC (link)
A maidenhouse is where unwed girls live so that they may learn how to please a man, so that they may become a good wife. You aren't in one, so you must be wed. I wish I were. To be unmarried and over eighteen is... well, I'm a shame to my family and myself.

Thank you for the help, ma'am.

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[info]robyngraves
2008-07-22 01:09 am UTC (link)
Married? ME?

AHAHAHAHA now you're joking. I don't need a gold ring to get cock when I need it. Jesus that's the second time somebody's mentioned marriage to me in two days. Like the universe is trying to tell me something. Very subtle, universe.

Since you're here you might as well know we don't have maidenhouses, just whorehouses. Nobody here gives a crap if you get married or if you don't, so you can't "shame" anyone. So if you have something else you want to be doing other than looking for a man to tie you down in servitude, you're free to do it.

And you're welcome I guess.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
That's woman's work, though. The Bible's fairly firm on what women do and don't do.

I do think I'll look for honest work, though. I could cook for someone, or clean.

Thank you again, Miss.

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[info]robyngraves
2008-07-22 01:18 am UTC (link)
Bible-banger, huh? Good luck with that.

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[info]theoriginalchic
2008-07-22 06:28 am UTC (link)
The Bible is lies.

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[info]nevergoessmooth
2008-07-22 09:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah well don't worry, she's full of them too.

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[info]theoriginalchic
2008-07-22 09:37 am UTC (link)
Yeah? And who are you a man to judge her?

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[info]nevergoessmooth
2008-07-22 09:39 am UTC (link)
I know her personally and have been a victim of her schemes. Regardless, man or woman, she'll take advantage of any of them to get what she wants and won't hesitate to use whatever is necessary to get the money they hold. She tends to strike the rich ones.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 11:44 am UTC (link)
I... only know what I've been taught, Ma'am.

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[info]nevergoessmooth
2008-07-22 09:23 am UTC (link)
You have GOT to be kidding me.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 11:45 am UTC (link)
I didn't think I'd ever see you again, sir.

Malcom: Shut up, smile pretty, and stay out of my way, got it peach? Not really too happy with you since you got me put in lockdown and all.

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[info]nevergoessmooth
2008-07-22 11:52 am UTC (link)
Believe me, I never wanted to see you again.

[Saffron]
Oh yes because that's SO going to convince me to not spread the good word of what a manipulator you are. And you deserved to be in lockdown after the shit you pulled. This innocent girl routine? Ain't going to last you long.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-22 11:54 am UTC (link)
I shamed you that much?

Malcom:
I'm not going to come after you and yours. What do you care if I go after someone else?

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[info]riverbytwos
2008-07-26 08:43 pm UTC (link)
. . .

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-26 08:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid I don't understand, Miss.

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[info]riverbytwos
2008-07-26 08:51 pm UTC (link)
you're the one with the blue. the red one. the marriage one.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-26 08:58 pm UTC (link)
If you mean to say my husband is here, yes. Though I doubt he'll have me again, and this is a new world. I don't know if the Church's laws have sway here in any place save my heart. So many temptations, so much evil.

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[info]riverbytwos
2008-07-26 09:29 pm UTC (link)
you're a present stealer. thinks she's the worst of the worst and the best of the best but really she's just a scared little girl with coal in her hands and her eyes. and lots of names on the list, but none of them mean anything.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-26 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid you're not making much sense, Miss.

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[info]riverbytwos
2008-07-26 09:40 pm UTC (link)
and yet you sleep so soundly, every night.

you tried to kill us.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-26 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I - I would never do such a thing. Besides not having the gumption for such things, the Bible clearly has rules against that.

[Girl:] Look, little moonbrain. How about you let me just take out some of the local color and shut up?

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[info]riverbytwos
2008-07-26 09:51 pm UTC (link)
the bible is full of inaccuracies and improbabilities. much. like. you.

no i will not i will NOT. DON'T tell me what to do. not when you're a liar and a cheat with many names not when you take and take and take but no money and no clothes will fill your holes and a little companion training and a little sweet smiling will get you any man but you're a LIAR. you're full of LIES.

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[info]knowmybible
2008-07-26 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I apologize if there's some kind of misunderstanding, Miss.

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