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Tweak says, "It's a liger."

Saffron (knowmybible) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-21 23:17:00

Entry tags:

eve, malcolm reynolds, saffron

Pardon me, but could someone let me know what manner of planet it is that I've come to be on? Nothing is familiar and it's so busy!

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	knowmybible 2008-07-22 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Last I recall I had managed to return to Triumph and was settling back into the maidenhouse. Earth? You must be crazy, or joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robyngraves 2008-07-22 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Triumph. That's a way more badass name for a planet than "Earth." They tell me I'm crazy, but I'm definitely not joking. When I woke up in this shithole the first computer I saw had this [link] in the favorites. It's the best explanation I've seen for what the hell's going on around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmybible 2008-07-22 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh, dear. I've done as the "website" suggested and found some identification. I've replaced an old maid. Do you know where a maidenhouse is so I might wait and find a man to wed? Or perhaps a ranch, or even an orphanage, I'm good at tending to children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robyngraves 2008-07-22 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Maiden... house? What the hell is that? Ranches are in like, Montana I guess. And I think orphanages are everywhere, but uh, it's not something I've really looked into. Tended to avoid those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmybible 2008-07-22 01:03 am UTC (link)
	A maidenhouse is where unwed girls live so that they may learn how to please a man, so that they may become a good wife. You aren't in one, so you must be wed. I wish I were. To be unmarried and over eighteen is... well, I'm a shame to my family and myself. Thank you for the help, ma'am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

robyngraves
2008-07-22 01:09 am UTC (link)

Married? ME?

AHAHAHAHA now you're joking. I don't need a gold ring to get cock when I need it. Jesus that's the second time somebody's mentioned marriage to me in two days. Like the universe is trying to tell me something. Very subtle, universe.

Since you're here you might as well know we don't have maidenhouses, just whorehouses. Nobody here gives a crap if you get married or if you don't, so you can't "shame" anyone. So if you have something else you want to be doing other than looking for a man to tie you down in servitude, you're free to do it.

And you're welcome I guess.

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	knowmybible 2008-07-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
	That's woman's work, though. The Bible's fairly firm on what women do and don't do. I do think I'll look for honest work, though. I could cook for someone, or clean. Thank you again, Miss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robyngraves 2008-07-22 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Bible-banger, huh? Good luck with that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theoriginalchic 2008-07-22 06:28 am UTC (link)
	The Bible is lies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevergoessmooth 2008-07-22 09:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well don't worry, she's full of them too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theoriginalchic 2008-07-22 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? And who are you ~~a man~~ to judge her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nevergoessmooth 2008-07-22 09:39 am UTC (link)
	I know her personally and have been a victim of her schemes. Regardless, man or woman, she'll take advantage of any of them to get what she wants and won't hesitate to use whatever is necessary to get the money they hold. She tends to strike the rich ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knowmybible 2008-07-22 11:44 am UTC (link)
	I... only know what I've been taught, Ma'am. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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