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Tweak says, "Please don't make sockpuppets."

Anthony J Crowley (

serpentinedemon) wrote in

undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-20 14:54:00

Entry tags:

alternaverse plot, anthony j crowley, aziraphale, bruce banner, satan

Bored.

What's a wo- lady have to do to get a little fun, around here?

[Pet] So quiet, lately. Don't tell me you're still tired from our little playdate?

[M'Lord] I may have a gift for you, soon. It seems my little pet project may finally be giving in.

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	Dearest eastgateangel 2008-07-20 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid it's taking me some time, to recover. But, as always, your pleasure comes before my comfort. Please, come to me, dearest. Allow me the honour of pleasing you as no other can. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Angel serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	You know you'll do me no good if you're exhausted, pet. And I thought you were taking better care of yourself, too... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dearest eastgateangel 2008-07-20 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm quite all right, Dear. Please. I'm nothing if you've no use for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Angel serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose I could come see you. You're in need of grooming, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dearest eastgateangel 2008-07-20 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, dearest. Anything you wish, just to be near to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Angel serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	Such a good pet. I'll be down shortly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dearest eastgateangel 2008-07-20 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	I shall be here waiting, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh a present? I like presents. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	I may have just won you another servant, something... better than my usual catch. I'm sure you've known of my kept Pet, the Angel? He's close. I don't see him lasting very much longer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	May I just say you're adorable as a woman. Oh? You're giving me the Angel? Really? Not keeping him for yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	...As always, m'Lord. I hardly see how I could- he's quickly fading. His soul goes to you, same as the others. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh right, like always. Really? How very interesting. I guess i haven't been paying as much attention as I should. I very much accept your gift, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I Good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	What is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well. I'm not really sure. Something just feels... fucking off. My brother seems to be sharing in the joke, and I have to say, I'm not used to him of all others, keeping me from the loop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Which brother would that be then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, of course. Alexia. What is it that I'm missing, Lord? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that one. I didn't even know he was back. Right. Well this place likes to mess with people, this .. universe. Normally you're male shaped, and you're a demon sure, but not quite.. as you are now. Hence my confusion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	He does seem to find his way around, doesn't he? But yes, he's returned. He joined me in the club a few days ago. Male-shaped? But why? And what do you mean 'not as I am now?' This is what you ask of me, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	He does. It's just as well, I was beginning to feel outnumbered. Yes, and quite prettily so. Because that's how you wanted to be? I change my shape all the time. You're usually not a succubus, generally you sit up on Earth and are a general pain in my arse. I put you in charge of the Antichrist, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Me, in charge of the Antichrist? Thank you, my Lord. And I'm sorry, for being a pain in your arse. I'm certain I don't mean to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah right, you totally mean to. You're a demon, it's your job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	I feel there's some level of decorum to be maintained, though. At least in the interest of saving my own arse. I- my Lord. I have to ask something of you. I am suddenly left feeling... I think the Angel's tried to do something to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Sure if you think so, demon. Do something? Like what? Do I need to come there and straighten all of this out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	I feel, is my point. No, please, don't- I'll handle him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Then deal with it. If you don't want to feel anything, then don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	My Lord serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Alright. You're right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley moreevilthanyou 2008-07-20 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	I always am. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	darksidedoc 2008-07-20 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hulk think lady pretty. Lady play games for fun? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Lady plays a different sort of game. If Hulk thinks he could handle it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	darksidedoc 2008-07-20 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Hulk is strongest one there is. Hulk can handle anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm, I could use something strong. Does the big, strong man want to play with me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	darksidedoc 2008-07-20 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hulk would be glad to play with pretty lady. What kind of games does pretty lady play? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	...I don't think we're talking about the same sort of game, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	darksidedoc 2008-07-20 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty lady can explain to Hulk. Hulk can play any game there is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps later, hm? I'm afraid you wouldn't quite fit into the uniform, as... worked up as you might get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	darksidedoc 2008-07-20 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hulk wants to play. Pretty lady is like all the others. Go play with puny humans, weak humans. They will fit in your uniforms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	serpentinedemon 2008-07-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I think I shall. You may be even more man than I can handle, dear. Take it as a compliment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	darksidedoc 2008-07-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Go. Leave Hulk alone. Hulk is always alone. Hulk needs no one! (Reply to this) (Parent)