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Nicholas D. Wolfwood ([info]gunslingrpriest) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-07 23:17:00

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Entry tags:nicholas wolfwood, sha gojyo

Stupid archdiocese. Stupid bishop.

Why does my having sex with men make me a 'danger' to the orphans?



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[info]twinveritas
2008-05-08 05:47 am UTC (link)
Beats me. I never did understand their vows of celibacy. Why in God's name would someone swear off sex?

Sex is creation.
Creation is Godly.
Therefore - Sex is Godly.

You can't fucking win with these assholes, mate.

Of course, if you really want to work with orphans, there's a non-denominational orphanage here in Boston that's always got a need for volunteers. Murph and I worked there from the time were 18 to the time we were 20.

All they ask for is a criminal background check. 'course, they hired us so it can't be all that strict.

If you want I can look up the number for you.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-08 12:08 pm UTC (link)
Thanks.

Fuck this priest shit. It's definitely not that great a job. If you're too passionate, you scare the old biddies in the front row who think they've lived long, hard lives and the world should bow to them. Too bookish, and you're contributing to the decay of a faulty system by driving away the kids.

I'd leave too, if I had to put with this my whole life.

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[info]twinveritas
2008-05-08 10:55 pm UTC (link)
[Phone number] [address]

Ask for Mary Foster.

As far as quitting, you can still be a man of God and not have all the stresses and weights of priesthood, monsignor. I'd honestly, in your position, fucking have quit long ago.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-09 12:08 am UTC (link)
Thanks. I should have known better in the first place.

Still, maybe my time there served some kind of purpose.

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[info]pervykappa
2008-05-08 07:03 am UTC (link)
Probably cause a lot of idiots seem to think that homosexual is the same thing as pedophile. Or they're afraid you're going to turn them all gay. In other words, as you already said, they're stupid.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-08 12:13 pm UTC (link)
I'm not gay, I just have sex with men.

I like women too.

Oh well. I never took any of the vows they think are holding me. Not like wandering around aimlessly is anything new to me.

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[info]pervykappa
2008-05-08 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Same here. Doesn't make the perception much different.

You know, if you really don't want to leave I bet that god chick would totally stand up for your right to fuck, and I think she's the pope, so they'd have to listen to her.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-08 12:42 pm UTC (link)
I know, it's so stupid.

Maybe? I don't really know if it's worth it, though. Beside, I can worship God in my own way.

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[info]pervykappa
2008-05-08 12:54 pm UTC (link)
People, in general, are pretty stupid.

Yeah, the holyman gig always seemed like a bad choice to me. Too many people pay attention to you and your own private matters.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-08 12:55 pm UTC (link)
I kind of noticed. You used to do this kind of thing too?

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[info]pervykappa
2008-05-08 01:01 pm UTC (link)
I use to travel with a monk. Big, high ranking monk. We couldn't go through a town without everyone asking for something from him. He hated that.

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(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-08 01:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-08 02:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-09 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-09 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-11 01:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-11 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-11 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-11 12:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-11 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-12 07:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 03:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-12 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-13 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pervykappa, 2008-05-13 07:17 am UTC

[info]virginal_
2008-05-08 08:21 pm UTC (link)
I could try giving you my endorsement? Though I'm just a clone and not the real Virgin Mother, sometimes people feel humbled in my presence. Which is actually not as nice as it sounds and is just sort of awkward.

But really, that's silly. And sad.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-09 12:00 am UTC (link)
Thanks, ma'am. I think I'll leave the church to itself. There are other ways for me to do good in this world.

Beside, people need to get out of the church and actually find God for theirselves.

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[info]virginal_
2008-05-09 12:07 am UTC (link)
That's very sensible, and you're so polite! Hee. You'll do plenty of good, I'm sure.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-09 12:09 am UTC (link)
Awww. I just enjoy making pretty ladies like you smile.

I hope you're right.

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[info]virginal_
2008-05-09 12:11 am UTC (link)
Well, thank you. I need to smile more! I've been a bit gloomy lately, and I don't want it getting to my children.

I know I'm right!

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-11 01:00 am UTC (link)
How many children do you have?

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[info]virginal_
2008-05-11 01:02 am UTC (link)
I have a two year old son that came with me through the vortex, and when I arrived I replaced someone with a four year old sister. So, two.

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(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-11 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]virginal_, 2008-05-11 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virginal_, 2008-05-12 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virginal_, 2008-05-12 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virginal_, 2008-05-12 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:13 am UTC

[info]ilovedonuts
2008-05-10 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, did I get you in trouble?

How did they find out? I mean...D:

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-11 01:02 am UTC (link)
No, I got myself into trouble. I confessed, because whoever I replaced took the stupid vow of chastity, and I didn't want people to find out the wrong way and fire me.

So much for that. But they don't know I was sleeping with you, so you're still okay.

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[info]ilovedonuts
2008-05-11 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Okay. I love you.

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-12 12:02 am UTC (link)
I love you too. But not. . .not the way you mean it.

You're the best friend I've ever had, Needlenoggin'. That means more to me than anything else.

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[info]ilovedonuts
2008-05-12 12:05 am UTC (link)
And you are my best friend too, Wolfwood. Really.

So uh...we should go out for donuts sometime soon?

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[info]gunslingrpriest
2008-05-12 12:08 am UTC (link)
Yes.

How's now? I'm open now.

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[info]ilovedonuts
2008-05-12 12:09 am UTC (link)
Now is good. I've got fresh donuts on the way.

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(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilovedonuts, 2008-05-12 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilovedonuts, 2008-05-12 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-12 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilovedonuts, 2008-05-12 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunslingrpriest, 2008-05-13 01:22 am UTC


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