Beats me. I never did understand their vows of celibacy. Why in God's name would someone swear off sex?
Sex is creation. Creation is Godly. Therefore - Sex is Godly.
You can't fucking win with these assholes, mate.
Of course, if you really want to work with orphans, there's a non-denominational orphanage here in Boston that's always got a need for volunteers. Murph and I worked there from the time were 18 to the time we were 20.
All they ask for is a criminal background check. 'course, they hired us so it can't be all that strict.