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Denny Crane ([info]denny_crane) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-30 18:24:00

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Entry tags:alan shore, denny crane, lorelai gilmore

I'm closing the deal on my new house in Boston. This will be my last night in the hotel. Lorelai, I'd like to order room service to celebrate the good news. And by room service, I mean I'd like to have sex with you.

I'm a very good tipper.


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[info]unethicallawyer
2008-04-30 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Denny!

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-30 11:31 pm UTC (link)
What? I am! I'm a better tipper than you!

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[info]unethicallawyer
2008-04-30 11:32 pm UTC (link)
That's besides the point!

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-30 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Well, what, then?

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[info]unethicallawyer
2008-04-30 11:37 pm UTC (link)
It's Lorelai! No, Denny. Just no.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-30 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Why not? She's a beautiful woman. Beautiful women deserve Denny Crane.

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[info]unethicallawyer
2008-04-30 11:44 pm UTC (link)
She's off limits, Denny. Just like Shirley was off limits for me.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-05-01 12:02 am UTC (link)
Well, that's no fun.

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[info]unethicallawyer
2008-05-01 12:09 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry to ruin your fun, but really, Denny.

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[info]musthavecoffee
2008-04-30 11:30 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, Denny, that isn't on the menu.

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-30 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Everything's on the menu if you have enough money.

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[info]musthavecoffee
2008-04-30 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Denny, I'm not a prostitute!

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[info]denny_crane
2008-04-30 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Prostitute? Who said anything about prostitute?

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[info]musthavecoffee
2008-05-01 12:03 am UTC (link)
Oh, nobody, of course. I must be confused. My mistake.

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