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Catherine Hatshepsut Jackson-Knight (hattie_notqueen) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-12 23:46:00

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hattie jackson, james layton, jason todd, kitt 2, kyle reese, lyssa james

Someone please tell my boyfriend that he can't name our son 'Batmobile General Lee Optimus Prime Knight'.

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	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 06:55 am UTC (link)
	You're frustrating, you know that? I'm not naming our BABY after a bunch of fictionalized cars. I'm not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 06:57 am UTC (link)
	I do know that. pauses, taking on a patient tone So what do you want to name him, Hattie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Don't get condescending with me. I can HEAR that. Brian. George. ... MICHAEL. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Don't be ridiculous. I always sound condescending. ... We are NOT naming him Michael. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:05 am UTC (link)
	You do. The number one reason I hate 'mechanoids'. They're ridiculously pompous. Why not? It's a perfectly normal, utterly simple name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Well I'll just find someone to re-format my vocal synthesizer, how about that? Hattie. pauses You know why. If Michael - my Michael - ever found out about this, I'd never hear the end of it. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:12 am UTC (link)
	I like your voice most of the time. Just not when you're talking to me. How is he going to find out? Fine. What about Bartholomew? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:14 am UTC (link)
	I think I'm definitely confused now. What if he were to show up here somehow? Or we found a way home? They're no doubt looking for us. We still have that Mercedes to pay for. No. I've watched The Simpsons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Why is that confusing? I like your voice. Just not when you get uppity with me. And WE don't have a Mercedes to pay for. YOU have a Mercedes to pay for, Mr. 'My Girlfriend Isn't Allowed To Drive Any Other Car But Me At The Risk Of Smashing It To Bits In A Jealous Rage'. Fine. Mark. Anthony. Not together, of course. Ooh! Antonio, as in Banderas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm not uppity. Just because I think it's a perfectly fine name... That Mercedes was not smashed to bits in a jealous rage. I was angry, it was there. End of story. What about Wilton? Or Thomas? Or any other name that isn't Antonio? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Your condescending tone and the name issue don't even go together. Not in a jealous rage? Okay. You were angry because I was going to drive away and you wanted to stop me. So, instead, you were going to make me WALK miles. And why can't we name the baby Antonio? Wilton is fine. Thomas is fine. Thomas Wilton. That IS a perfectly fine name. Agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ki2k
2008-04-13 07:31 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry.

That wasn't jealousy, Hattie. That was me not wanting you to drive away angry. And I wouldn't have allowed you to walk anywhere, you know that.

I don't want to name our child after an actor. And we're not agreed. I was just throwing out names. We need to really sit down and talk about this, and not when we're angry or upset or you're going to really accuse me of wanting to name the baby after the Batmobile, for heaven's sake.

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	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:34 am UTC (link)
	At the time I didn't. Doesn't change the fact that I don't have a Mercedes to pay for. There are more people in the world named Antonio than Antonio Banderas. And actors named Thomas and Wilton and any other name we can think of. This is ridiculous. I'm going to shred a baby book, stick it in a hat and pull a name out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:37 am UTC (link)
	frustrated Fine. You know now. And if I'm here, it would seem that I don't, either. Why can't we choose names that are meaningful to us? One name for you, one for me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:40 am UTC (link)
	It's better knowing the truth than thinking you have an uncontrollable road rage problem. ... sounds like a plan. You want to go first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:44 am UTC (link)
	That's the truth. pauses, turning thoughtful I would choose the name Michael, but it doesn't feel right, somehow. Wilton was the name of my creator, but Devon was the person whom I really knew, and he was Wilton's best friend. I don't know. What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Rya'c. Clearly a middle name kind of name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:48 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. I sort of like it. It's different, like we are. Who was Rya'c? Rya'c Wilton has a nice ring to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Rya'c Wilton Knight? Rya'c is the son of my best friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Why Knight? Why not Jackson? Or both? I like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 07:56 am UTC (link)
	I just thought that your son and... no reason. Jackson works just as well. I'm not a 'both' kind of person because when my mother had me? I was very nearly Catherine Hatshepsut Parker Weiss Jackson. So... no. Either one is fine, but only one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 07:58 am UTC (link)
	I don't have a last name. Not really. Oh. That's quite the mouthful. Well, I'll let you decide on the last name. You're the one doing the work, so to speak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 08:01 am UTC (link)
	I went with Knight because of Wilton. That's all. It doesn't matter. Jackson it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ki2k 2008-04-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure he would be pleased by the middle name alone. Jackson is fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hattie_notqueen 2008-04-13 08:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad. And fine. My dad's kind proud of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)