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Donna Noble [Doctor Who] (givemepockets) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-13 00:18:00

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donna noble, gallifrey tyler, jack harkness (torchwood), lyssa james, martha jones, owen harper, tenth doctor

...Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

I don't know where the hell you are, Doctor- but you had best get your skinny arse down here and beam me back up straightaway, because there is no way in bloody hell that I am going to be a... wedding.. planner. That is-without a doubt- the most.. cruel and unusual punishment you could dish out. Really.

You've had your fun. Now, go on- start beaming. Or whatever it is you do, Spaceship Boy.

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	karshtakavaar 2008-04-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Donna? What are you going on about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	givemepockets 2008-04-14 04:18 am UTC (link)
	What am I going on about? Oh! Nothing really. Just the little fact that you've left me behind. Again. This is getting to be a habit with you, isn't it? I bet you think it's cute. Is this what all of you Time Lords do? Is it the cool thing? Because on Earth- it gets you into trouble. Now, come on, then. I see no beaming.. Why is there no beaming..? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 04:32 am UTC (link)

YES! That is what I asked! Christ, you're thicker than when I last saw you!

Again? Again!? I've only met you once you bloody madwoman. Once! And that was months ago. And I offered to let you come with me, but NO! You didn't want to. And now, you're complaining because some bloody vortex brought you here. That's right. VORTEX! NOT ME!

There is no beaming. There will never be any beaming. Because I do not beam people. I am not a Martian. I do not abduct people. And I do not beam people into my TARDIS! Now would you please stop it!

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givemepockets
2008-04-14 04:43 am UTC (link)

Thick?! I'M thick!? Oh, that is rich coming from YOU!

A VORTEX? Oh yes, of course. Blame the harmless vortex. And who the hell do you think you're joking? Once? Once? Right. So that whole mumbo-jumbo about me being your new.. whatever the hell I was was just a joke, wasn't it? Oh, who else have you done that, too, then? Poor Martha down there? Did you forget flying around the universe with her!? Not Rose, of course. Nooo, no, no. So, Pompeii? And Agatha Christie? You're going to tell me that's all just a bit of memory loss?! You're a.. you're a.. YOU'RE JUST STUPID, YOU READ THAT? STUPID!!

Whatever. I don't care. I'm going to ignore you until you're done being a twat. Starting now...

Do you see? NOW. This very second.

...Git.

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karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 04:51 am UTC (link)

I'm not the one making senseless accusations!

I met you once! I've been here for six...seven...somewhere in there months! It's a thing with timelines...complicated to explain. YOU may have done those things, but I haven't? Okay! So don't go blaming me. I have been here, not with you. So, I'm sorry for snapping at you, but this really isn't my fault.

Are you done yet?

OH! And if a man named Harold Saxon...well, he'll probably call himself the Master...really blood pretentious...talks to you, just ignore him, alright? He's dangerous.

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givemepockets
2008-04-14 05:00 am UTC (link)

.......Oh, is that all?

Well, you know, I can't bloody well help it if all of your yous look alike, now can I? And I'm sorry for.. your stupidity.

Next time you decide to go off on me like that, you'd best think twice about it before I punch you in the face.

There. Now I'm done. I feel loads better now, don't you?

...Dangerous, how? Sorry, Doctor, but I've seen your definition of dangerous. And it looked very much like Fluffy Puff marshmallows.

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karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 05:06 am UTC (link)

Yes! That's all. Told you it wasn't my fault.

Well...I can't help it either! And I'm not stupid. But look at you! You're looking well, aren't you? So how'd we meet up again?

Look, I said I was sorry. I'm just incredibly frustrated right now. Ask my wife. I tend to be a bit...well...harsh when I'm stressed.

Yes, now that you're not yelling at me.

Dangerous as in psychotic renegade Time Lord who very nearly destroyed the entire world for fun. Just trust me, alright.

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givemepockets
2008-04-14 05:30 am UTC (link)

Yeah, yeah. You just had to be the good guy in all of this, didn't you?

I am, aren't I? Well, it was all sort of.. stupid. But brilliant. Of course, with you those things tend to go hand-in-hand.. But, anyway. We were both sort of.. going undercover in this.. facility. Hence the fluffy marshmallow things..

Wife? And when did THIS happen?

Oh.. Well. Kay. 'Nuff said, then.

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	karshtakavaar 2008-04-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
	What can I say? I do try. Huh...alright then. Uh...yeah...wife. Told you I'd been here a while. Got married about two months ago. To Rose. Found her again. Right. Just be careful. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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