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Donna Noble [Doctor Who] (givemepockets) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-13 00:18:00

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donna noble, gallifrey tyler, jack harkness (torchwood), lyssa james, martha jones, owen harper, tenth doctor

...Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

I don't know where the hell you are, Doctor- but you had best get your skinny arse down here and beam me back up straightaway, because there is no way in bloody hell that I am going to be a... wedding.. planner. That is-without a doubt- the most.. cruel and unusual punishment you could dish out. Really.

You've had your fun. Now, go on- start beaming. Or whatever it is you do, Spaceship Boy.

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	karshtakavaar 2008-04-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Donna? What are you going on about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	givemepockets 2008-04-14 04:18 am UTC (link)
	What am I going on about? Oh! Nothing really. Just the little fact that you've left me behind. Again. This is getting to be a habit with you, isn't it? I bet you think it's cute. Is this what all of you Time Lords do? Is it the cool thing? Because on Earth- it gets you into trouble. Now, come on, then. I see no beaming.. Why is there no beaming..? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 04:32 am UTC (link)

YES! That is what I asked! Christ, you're thicker than when I last saw you!

Again? Again!? I've only met you once you bloody madwoman. Once! And that was months ago. And I offered to let you come with me, but NO! You didn't want to. And now, you're complaining because some bloody vortex brought you here. That's right. VORTEX! NOT ME!

There is no beaming. There will never be any beaming. Because I do not beam people. I am not a Martian. I do not abduct people. And I do not beam people into my TARDIS! Now would you please stop it!

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givemepockets
2008-04-14 04:43 am UTC (link)

Thick?! I'M thick!? Oh, that is rich coming from YOU!

A VORTEX? Oh yes, of course. Blame the harmless vortex. And who the hell do you think you're joking? Once? Once? Right. So that whole mumbo-jumbo about me being your new.. whatever the hell I was was just a joke, wasn't it? Oh, who else have you done that, too, then? Poor Martha down there? Did you forget flying around the universe with her!? Not Rose, of course. Nooo, no, no. So, Pompeii? And Agatha Christie? You're going to tell me that's all just a bit of memory loss?! You're a.. you're a.. YOU'RE JUST STUPID, YOU READ THAT? STUPID!!

Whatever. I don't care. I'm going to ignore you until you're done being a twat. Starting now...

Do you see? NOW. This very second.

...Git.

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karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 04:51 am UTC (link)

I'm not the one making senseless accusations!

I met you once! I've been here for six...seven...somewhere in there months! It's a thing with timelines...complicated to explain. YOU may have done those things, but I haven't? Okay! So don't go blaming me. I have been here, not with you. So, I'm sorry for snapping at you, but this really isn't my fault.

Are you done yet?

OH! And if a man named Harold Saxon...well, he'll probably call himself the Master...really blood pretentious...talks to you, just ignore him, alright? He's dangerous.

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givemepockets
2008-04-14 05:00 am UTC (link)

.......Oh, is that all?

Well, you know, I can't bloody well help it if all of your yous look alike, now can I? And I'm sorry for.. your stupidity.

Next time you decide to go off on me like that, you'd best think twice about it before I punch you in the face.

There. Now I'm done. I feel loads better now, don't you?

...Dangerous, how? Sorry, Doctor, but I've seen your definition of dangerous. And it looked very much like Fluffy Puff marshmallows.

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karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 05:06 am UTC (link)

Yes! That's all. Told you it wasn't my fault.

Well...I can't help it either! And I'm not stupid. But look at you! You're looking well, aren't you? So how'd we meet up again?

Look, I said I was sorry. I'm just incredibly frustrated right now. Ask my wife. I tend to be a bit...well...harsh when I'm stressed.

Yes, now that you're not yelling at me.

Dangerous as in psychotic renegade Time Lord who very nearly destroyed the entire world for fun. Just trust me, alright.

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givemepockets
2008-04-14 05:30 am UTC (link)

Yeah, yeah. You just had to be the good guy in all of this, didn't you?

I am, aren't I? Well, it was all sort of.. stupid. But brilliant. Of course, with you those things tend to go hand-in-hand.. But, anyway. We were both sort of.. going undercover in this.. facility. Hence the fluffy marshmallow things..

Wife? And when did THIS happen?

Oh.. Well. Kay. 'Nuff said, then.

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	karshtakavaar 2008-04-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
	What can I say? I do try. Huh...alright then. Uh...yeah...wife. Told you I'd been here a while. Got married about two months ago. To Rose. Found her again. Right. Just be careful. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crankybutsexy 2008-04-13 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Ha! Spaceship Boy, I LIKE that. Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. I see you know the Doctor? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	givemepockets 2008-04-14 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Unfortunately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crankybutsexy 2008-04-28 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh he's not so bad... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	karshtakavaar 2008-04-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh don't you even start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crankybutsexy 2008-04-28 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you love it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	genius_mind 2008-04-13 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, if he's spaceship boy, does that make you spaceship girl? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	givemepockets 2008-04-14 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Spaceship Girl? No, that does not make me Spaceship Girl. If anything I'd be Spaceship Woman- and who are you, anyway?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	genius_mind 2008-04-15 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Spaceship woman then. Geez. Doctor Owen Harper. Welcome to the madness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anotherdoctor 2008-04-13 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I blamed him too at first, but I wouldn't count on a rescue. Martha Jones, by the way. What's your name? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	givemepockets 2008-04-14 04:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I should. He seems a bit daft. He hasn't been drinking the water around here, has he? Donna. Donna Noble. I see you've had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting Spock, too, have you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	anotherdoctor 2008-04-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
	He is a bit daft, but in a wonderful way. Well, usually. Once upon a time. If by 'Spock' you mean 'The Doctor', yes. We traveled together for awhile, but I think he's forgotten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karshtakavaar 2008-04-14 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Martha. I haven't forgotten. It's a lot to forget. Just thought you wanted a bit of space after everything. How's Tom? I mean...you know...besides not here. [Martha] You saw, didn't you? Just...I want you safe, alright? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

anotherdoctor
2008-04-14 04:44 am UTC (link)

It is a lot to forget, but they way I hear it, strange things happen around here.

Tom was fine, last I saw him. How do you know anything about Tom?

[Doctor]

Yes, I saw. And then I realized I don't have much to worry about. It's you he always wants to hurt, and I'm surely not the person who will come to mind when he plans how to do it. So look after Rose.

Unless he still has some hard feelings about last time.

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karshtakavaar
2008-04-14 05:01 am UTC (link)

I would never forget that. We had some good times, we did. Remember Shakespeare? He rather fancied you. His dark lady.

You really think I just left and forgot about you, don't you? I kept an eye on you, Martha. Wanted to make sure you were alright.

[Martha]
I'll keep her safe, but I really don't think it's just me. You're the one who brought him down. You stopped him. You're in as much danger as I am. And I don't want anything to happen to you.

So take care and if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask.

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anotherdoctor
2008-04-14 05:11 am UTC (link)

Oh, I'll never forget Shakespeare. Or his breath, come to that. Never meet your idols. Though not many people can say Shakespeare wrote sonnets about them. Not that anyone would ever believe me.

Should I have thought something different, then?

[Doctor]

Maybe so, but my family isn't here this time. There isn't much he can do to me except kill me, and if he puts his mind to that I don't think there's much I would be able to do to stop him.

So what I'm really saying is: if you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask.

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	givemepockets 2008-04-14 05:23 am UTC (link)
	When he wants to be, at least. Otherwise, he's rather hopeless. Forgotten?! Oh, surprise, surprise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

anotherdoctor
2008-04-14 07:24 am UTC (link)

Being new to the area myself, I feel I should probably explain to you. Even if it makes me look like I'm standing up for The Doctor.

This place is weird. The people you meet might have...children they haven't actually had yet, or versions of themselves that are the opposite sex. It's like there are a million alternate realities, okay? And people have been plucked right out of their time and dropped into this one. So the Doctor we're talking to might be the doctor who existed for me but not for you. Like he was plucked right out of the months between me and you.

He wouldn't forget you on purpose. He might act like a git, but for the important things, he usually comes round. You probably know that already.

The only reason I know you came after me is that he remembers me but doesn't remember you. Either way, I'm glad he finds someone. In any universe.

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	tenofswords 2008-04-14 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Wow...Da sure knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	givemepockets 2008-04-14 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Da? Oh, you poor girl. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nothing_of_note 2008-04-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Wedding planner, huh. Wanna help me plan my wedding? (Reply to this)