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James Layton [Original Character] ([info]likeabrick) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-08 00:25:00

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Entry tags:antigone grace, hattie jackson, james layton, max carrigan, metallicar, spairn

. . . Okay, who the fuck decided to play Wizard of Oz with my car, WITH ME IN IT?

SO not fucking funny



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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 06:46 pm UTC (link)
No, wait. I work there. I used to work there, anyroad. I've never taught you.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Already said that much, didn't we?

'Sides, darlin', I think I'd remember if you'da been one of my teachers.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, sorry - I'm just trying to logic this out, like.

Ha. Would you, now? And I would definitely remember that accent. Maybe you had Mr. Stonewall.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 06:54 pm UTC (link)
. . . How the hell'd you know my nickname?

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 06:56 pm UTC (link)
...

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 06:57 pm UTC (link)
FUCK! Who ARE you?

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm Spairn! I just don't understand! No one, where I come from, has the same name.. and you're not Stonewall. You're just far too sodding YOUNG to be Stonewall. You're eighteen, if that!

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I'm twenty-fucking-one years old! Stonewall's what my best friend and half the teachers fucking started calling me, when I was at Stratford Academy.

So don't you EVEN start saying I'm not who I say I am.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 07:25 pm UTC (link)
But Stonewall's already HERE. You can't possibly bloody well expect me to believe you when he's already living in this life! No matter how you two bear a striking resemblance.

If you're one of his students and this is a bad joke, slide off and stop fucking me around.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Bullshit! I know who the fuck I am, alright? I don't know what YOU are talking about, but I know my own identity! God, and people call ME a blockhead?

Dammit; if Gus were here, he'd vouch for him.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 07:43 pm UTC (link)
You may think you are, but you're NOT. Stonewall is in his mid-thirties and he's currently made up as a woman and unless this is just another freaky twist of my life's plot, I refuse. Simply refuse.

If you think you can change my mind, you find a way. I want to see what you come up with.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Fine. Stonewall's like, the better of the nicknames I got, okay?

My first day at Stratford, some asswipe threw a brick at m'head and it busted the thing into a gazillion pieces. Ever since then the idiot and his buddies have been callin' me Brickhead.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 07:55 pm UTC (link)
God bless it and Mother Mary give it a name - STOP. You can say all the proof you want! This is a bad prank, this is tactless and I'm having a word with him about it.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 07:58 pm UTC (link)
This isn't a fuckin' prank, pal!

God, ya sound just like Gus when he gets all flustered an' shit. It'd be funny if this wasn' so fuckin' annoyin' as it is.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-08 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I'd ask who Gus is, but I don't want to know. Just shut your gob, alright?

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-08 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Gus is m'best friend. Cute lil Irish guy.

And what if I don't feel like it?

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-09 12:47 am UTC (link)
Maybe you shouldn't stop talking, then. I may pass out.

Do you think you have time to have a chat? You and me - no shady business.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
I think I could swing that.

When?

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-09 12:59 am UTC (link)
Any time you're comfortable with it, love.

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-09 01:01 am UTC (link)
Now's fine.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-09 01:08 am UTC (link)
Do you know where you are?

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[info]likeabrick
2008-04-09 01:54 am UTC (link)
Lookin' out the window . . . ha! Fuckin' score. St. Louis Arch, dead ahead.

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[info]leg_work
2008-04-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
I'll be there in a tick.

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