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Tweak says, "...I just hate people."

Jacen Solo (soloknight) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-04-01 19:41:00

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anakin solo, jacen solo, steven hyde

Could someone PLEASE explain to me WHY my sink's hose had a cleverly camoflaged rubber band around the nozzle, thus soaking me entirely when I was getting ready for work this morning?

AND COULD SOMEONE *EXPLAIN* the HUMOR in plastic wrap ON THE TOILET SEAT!?!

Anakin!? You better learn to sleep lightly, little brother.

I am NOT amused.

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	modernkerouac 2008-04-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
	It's a lot funnier when it's someone else, dude. Think of if you did it to your brother instead of vice-versa. Laughter commences, everyone's happy. ...rubber band on the hose nozzle... hmm... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	soloknight 2008-04-02 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Trust me, I would find little to no pleasure in knowing I'd purposely gotten my brother's morning off to a bad start just for laughs. Though, my sister tells me I couldn't find my way to a decent joke with a shovel and a mag-lite. My name is Jacen, though, and not 'Dude'; though I recognize the informal nickname as some sort of attempt to relate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-02 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Wow. See, now I just think that you need to chill the hell out. Did you never learn 'fun', in your world? Informality. You should really try it sometime, it might make you less of a tightass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soloknight 2008-04-02 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Of course I learned fun, my father's Han Solo. He invented fun. You'll find that I am quite informal with my family and friends, but seeing as how you are neither at this moment, I am not sure how to deal with your sarcasm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	modernkerouac 2008-04-02 03:35 am UTC (link)
	You're shitting me. THE Han Solo? Millennium Falcon? You must have got your sense of humor from Leia, then. Ha. You should take me, and absolutely everything with a grain of salt, especially on April Fool's day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soloknight 2008-04-02 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes, THE Han Solo. I'm told Dad's quite a celebrity here. Mother's got a more devious and intelligent sense of humor, so I'll take that as a compliment. Uncle Luke has, on more than one occasion told me to lighten up, so I will make an effort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

modernkerouac
2008-04-02 03:48 am UTC (link)

Yeah, your mom's actually pretty alright for a princess.

Uncle Luke. Never thought I'd see that particular instance of an honorific. And yeah, you really should lighten up, the guy's right. It'd be better for you.

Did you know that taking everything seriously is bad for your health? I know a guy who takes EVERYTHING seriously, to the point of always being stressed and aggravated, and he wound up having a heart attack because his daughter got married. High blood pressure. It'll kill you.

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	jediheir 2008-04-02 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I regret nothing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	soloknight 2008-04-02 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Just you keep looking over your shoulder. Waiting. Anticipating. Never knowing. My revenge will be unexpected. And slimy. (Reply to this) (Parent)