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[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:20 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | antigone grace, bela talbot, dean winchester, eve, god, jason todd, metallicar, miniver cheevy, sam winchester, steven hyde, the exile | ] |
NOTICE:
I do not love a certain Ms. Bela Talbot. The things that I love are as follows:
1) My dog.
2) My car.
3) Beer.
4) Tits. (These include all breasts on women, paid for or God-given, and thereby include Ms. Talbot's, but not because she's special.)
5) My brother. (Mostly because I'm supposed to, something about family and crap.)
6) Taquitos.
7) Those squishy ball things that are supposed to relieve stress.
8) Whipped cream. (See also number 4; if number 4 has whipped cream, then can move up past number 1.)
THIS IS IT. IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST, YOU ARE NOT LOVED. PERIOD. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|06:06 am] |
Huh. I have no idea where I am, but I like it. Lorelai--may I call you Lorelai?--this piece of paper says I'm going to check out at noon, but I think I'll stay a while longer. Be a dear and extend my stay to indefinite, would you?
Denny Crane. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|08:16 am] |
I'm sick. I never get sick. My immune system is usually a force to be reckoned with. Viruses and bad bugs beware is my motto. Yes, maybe that is a little childish of me, but it's the truth.
I need soup or some other kind of liquidized vegetable to consume in my time of need. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:29 pm] |
Lorelai, tell him he can't have my room! |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|02:39 pm] |
Master?
Back in this place...this form...but no Master.
This one is lonely without him. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|03:10 pm] |
Gwynn is gone. I had grown rather used to his company. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|03:17 pm] |
WHOEVER PUTS FLYPAPERS ALL OVER MY BEDROOMS FLOOR WHEN I SLEEPS IS GOINGS TO GETS HIS EYES GOUGE OUT WITH A SALADS FORK!!!!
AND WHOEVER PUTS A PLASTIC OVER DE TOILET SEATS IS GOINGS TO GETS THROWS TO A WOLFPACK.
AND YOU DON'T WANTS TO KNOWS WHAT I GOINGS TO DO TO DE GUY DAT GLUES ALL DE GUITARS UP ONTO DE CEILINGS.
I really hates April fools day. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|04:23 pm] |
Have you all forgotten my birthday?
That's okay, that just means I'll have to go further on pranks this year than I ever have. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|07:02 pm] |
Is there anyone who can explain why there seems to be numerous pranks played today? I wasn't very amused to find my car covered in whipped cream. Just what is April Fool's? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|07:18 pm] |
Apparently I own a shop.
It's called McGee's Miscellany and I quite like it. There's a stuffed crocodile hanging from the ceiling, and it's been shellacked with glitter.
I don't know what all is on the shelves or in the baskets and chests and boxes on the floor, and I have my suspicions that things arrive here on their own.
The place is nearly coming apart at the seams however, because it's so full, barely enough room to move, really, which is why I'm having a springtime sidewalk sale.
The store is at [address] and whatever you don't know you're looking for is probably here, so stop in and have a look around. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|07:41 pm] |
Could someone PLEASE explain to me WHY my sink's hose had a cleverly camoflaged rubber band around the nozzle, thus soaking me entirely when I was getting ready for work this morning?
AND COULD SOMEONE *EXPLAIN* the HUMOR in plastic wrap ON THE TOILET SEAT!?!
Anakin!? You better learn to sleep lightly, little brother.
I am NOT amused. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|08:18 pm] |
( Liv ) |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|11:48 pm] |
( Dad ) |
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