InsaneJournal

According to a buddy of mine on the force - who, until very recently, I had no idea was a buddy, but I suppose that's a hazard of replacing someone who previously had a life and therefore a social network - homicides are down 75% this week from last year.

I chalk it up to men being ashamed of their newfound vaginas. Either that, or they're busy solving the feminine mystique. Personally, I'm glad that my body hasn't decided to defect to the other genetic team.