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[Mar. 5th, 2008|12:49 am] |
Originally, I had been thinking of writing Haiku here. However, it seems that I had been pre-occupied by the party that father is throwing. This kimono is too itchy and it has far too many layers; I feel like I'm being weighed down. At least the people at the party seem nice.
...even if father seems to be attempting to pawn me off in an arranged marriage.
I want to go and visit London again. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|01:42 am] |
Whistler! We have a couple problems.
Oh and congrats on the primaries, senator. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:55 am] |
I'm a man again.
I really missed my penis. That'll teach me to take it for granted again. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:12 am] |
( Anakin ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:54 am] |
SARAH JANE SMITH IS GONE!
DALEK CAN FIND HER NOWHERE!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
DALEK... IS ALONE. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:11 am] |
So far, so good.
I'm convinced now, I was robbed at birth. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:13 am] |
Ah! At last!
While being a female was not entirely unpleasant, I am most indubitably pleased to be restored to my original form in a timely manner. To paraphrase; 'Be it ever so humble, there is no body like home'. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|11:33 am] |
Oh, heck!!!
Drat it! I was hoping to have missed this one!
( Sophie ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|01:16 pm] |
. . . Wow.
I have boobs now. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|02:29 pm] |
Back to normal again. And that is a relief.
It was fun, while it lasted, but a little weird.
All in all, I am glad to be myself again. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
How very strange.
A new world, a new set of challenges, a new pinnacle to conquer.
Perfect. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|02:33 pm] |
Oh, no! No, no, no, no!~
This cannot be happening!
First I am lost on some strange planet, then my worst enemy arrives, and now, I am a girl? Come on!! This sucks!
And did it have to be a girl who is a lookalike for her?
What the hell? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|04:41 pm] |
Wine, wine, lots of wine.
Though I swear the next tourist asking me a question about wine is going to get a taste of my blade. I don't work here, I just sit and look pretty!
At least I'm not a woman anymore. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:03 pm] |
Lunch - $8.00
Buying a bottle of water after a work out - $1.50
Making fun of Jamie because he has boobs - Priceless |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
Great. Jus' great.
'scuse me whilst I go punch a hole inna wall. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|06:17 pm] |
. . . Chelsea Clinton? Me?
What the FUCK?
You're serious about this? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|06:27 pm] |
First time I've been cheerful in a while.
( Private )
I need to get more chocolate ice cream. Recommendations? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | alexandra cabot, aramis, gail, greg house, jack dent, nonobits switcheroo, orlinda, raymond wood, satan, shawn spencer, tesla spencer | ] |
Third day observations:
-Bras hurt, when worn all day. It's more fun to go without.
-Skirts are breezy, especially when worn outdoors with smooth legs. Even if I knew this one, it's now socially acceptable to admit.
-Chocolate good.
-Free drinks at bars are even better.
Also, for the record: multiples? Still not old-hat. Definately still not old hat. Now I know why women take long showers. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:24 pm] |
It is with great pleasure and only a little melancholy that I announce my return to this board. I've been busy - doing science for a lab. They make me work inflexible, short hours when I specifically stated that I'd be GLaD to work for them full time.
Ah well, such as life.
Anyone feel like going out and having some coffee? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:04 pm] |
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
What the FUCK?! |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:08 pm] |
This isn't funny anymore. At all. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:25 pm] |
( Private )
( Reno )
It's nice having somebody to sit next to in class. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:37 pm] |
Yeah, not minding that I missed out on this one. I'd make one freakishly tall woman.
Take my powers, turn me in a Navy officer, dress me like a cheesey vampire, but yeah - no boobs, 'kay? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:39 pm] |
( Esme ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|08:49 pm] |
( Emma ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:00 pm] |
I always knew this would happen. Somehow I always knew, someday, I would have lesbian sex.
Lots and lots of lesbian sex. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:11 pm] |
Thank fucking christ I be back in me old form again. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:12 pm] |
Bloody buggering hell, I'm still not back to normal. Why is it that nearly everyone else is, but I am not?
Damn it. This is so incredibly annoying. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:14 pm] |
I forgot what a gorgeous man I am.
I'm thinking after this fades, I might just bring it out of the repertoire every so often. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:28 pm] |
What the hell is going on?
I show up here out of nowhere, and now I'm a chick. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
The hospital should be ready for all of us doctors to move back in on Monday.
I'm very glad I'm not a man. Thank you. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|10:21 pm] |
Allison? When we got married, I knew I was signing up for a life with a psychic, but when did you learn how to shift worlds?
Or is this just a bad dream?
Honey? This really isn't funny. Where are the girls? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|11:01 pm] |
Much better. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|11:31 pm] |
According to a buddy of mine on the force - who, until very recently, I had no idea was a buddy, but I suppose that's a hazard of replacing someone who previously had a life and therefore a social network - homicides are down 75% this week from last year.
I chalk it up to men being ashamed of their newfound vaginas. Either that, or they're busy solving the feminine mystique. Personally, I'm glad that my body hasn't decided to defect to the other genetic team. |
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