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Tweak says, "my hands are bananas"

hannibal king dates a lot of older men (fuckmesideways) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-03 18:26:00

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abigail whistler, hannibal king, midalah

Wouldn't you know it...I left my gingham dress back home and I don't think that there's a pair of ruby slippers in my size, so how bout we get someone else to play Dorothy? That sound good to you all?

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	screamifithurts 2008-03-03 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	God it's about damn time you got here. We're stuck. In some god awful alternate universe. And everyone's switching genders. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-03 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Whistler! Fuck it's good to see you. What the hell? You get into the good drugs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-03 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	No, no drugs. I wish. Really. We're in an alternate universe. [link]. Go look. It's fucked up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-03 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	You're actually serious. Well isn't this just a regular Twilight Zone episode. Blade here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Serious as a heart attack. Very. Nope, just me and now you. Haven't seen anyone else we know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-04 05:40 am UTC (link)
	A serious heart attack? Or a comedic heart attack? Hey...it could happen. Great. That's just great. Ain't like we've never been on our own before. So...any idea what you're supposed to be doing here? What's your ID thing say? And let me just say this now...if anything happens to my dick, I will not be responsible for my actions! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-04 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Serious heart attack. Uh, hell if I know. It says my name and it's got my [address] wherever the hell that is. Wait what? Happens to your dick? What are you talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-04 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Just checking. Well...fuck. Abby, you wouldn't do something rash like...say...shoot me, would you? Apparently people are playing Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde. And there are parts of my anatomy that I'm pretty fucking attached to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-04 06:26 am UTC (link)
	.. Shoot you? Why would I shoot you? Oh right. That. Well.. I hope your dick stays where it's supposed to be. Or something like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-04 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Funny coincidence. Your address? Well, let's just say...su casa es mi casa? Or whatever the fuck it is. I never took Spanish. Point is, that's my address too. And I'm making an educated guess here and saying maybe there's a reason for this shiny piece of metal on my hand. Looks like we've been hitched, Whistler. Thanks. That means a lot to me, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-04 06:34 am UTC (link)
	.... Oh god. Oh god. We're married? Are you.. I have one too. Shit. Shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-04 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Now would be a good time to step away from the weapons, Whistler. If you go Lorena Bobbitt on me, our friendship just might be over. Now...I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this. Hopefully involving a fifth of tequila each and a really bad practical joke by...someone who isn't me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-04 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Okay I might be mean but I'd have to see your penis to cut it off and yeah... no thank you. Oh right. Come on. Wait. This is. Hold on.. there are people following me. Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckmesideways 2008-03-04 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Hey! Don't go talking like that about the junior detective like that. Noticed that too, huh? Fucking assholes. Told 'em just where they could go. Just terrify 'em, Whistler. You're good at that. I'm in Austin, Texas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screamifithurts 2008-03-04 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Your.. no. Just. No. Shut up, I am not. I mean I am just not. I think it's the Secret Service. What the hell? I'm.. somewhere in Texas too. I think Austin? I can't be that far away.. in some stupid hotel.. (Reply to this) (Parent)

ladymidalah
2008-03-03 11:43 pm UTC (link)

You must be new. Okay if you go to this [website] it explains everything.

In a nutshell, vortex dropped you in an alternate universe where people from various universes and times get dropped here. Check your pockets for ID of where you live/who you replaced.

Oh and we have weird things that happen every time we turn around. It appears right now that some are gender swapping.

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	fuckmesideways 2008-03-04 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. So, got a name, sweetheart? Huh...well ain't that just nifty as all... Oh hell no. I am keeping my dick. Thank you very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ladymidalah 2008-03-05 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	My name's Midalah. Some call me 'Dalah some call me Mida. Well if it's any consolation, it's usually temporary. Very odd things happen here. (Reply to this) (Parent)