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Neal Caffrey ([info]classicratpack) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-08-13 01:55:00

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Entry tags:neal caffrey, penelope garcia




Anyone from the FBI? New York? I need to find Peter Burke now. He's not supposed to vanish without talking to the office. If he went off after Elizabeth by himself I'll I don't know what.


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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
... you're not Sebastian.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 07:10 am UTC (link)
I don't know who that is, I'm sorry. Are you FBI? This is really important.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 07:11 am UTC (link)
I - okay. Right. Focusing.

Used to be, but I'm MI-5 now. What's wrong, gorgeous?

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 07:13 am UTC (link)
I'm a consultant with the FBI working in the white collar unit. It's a long story, but someone who's out to get me kidnapped my partner's wife, and I can't get a hold of him or her.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 07:28 am UTC (link)
Elizabeth Burke, got it.

... wait, did you just get here? Did you see a big whirly tornadoy thing? Boo, your friends might not even be here to fuss over.

But if they are, I'll find them. Promise.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I had a weird dream about a tornado. What does that have to do with anything? What do you mean 'not here'?

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sugar, that wasn't a dream. Check your wallet, see who you are now.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I'm Neal Caffrey. Same as always

Wait. I'm supposed to be a consultant with the FBI. These look like real agent credentials. And if they're a forgery, they're better than anything I've ever done. Which is saying a lot.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Ha! It sounds like they hired you for the same reason you hired me. But yeah, peep the [website], hottie, it's - yeah, it's ugly and totally a Geocities throwback, but it's true.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 04:22 pm UTC (link)
They hired me on ... sort of a work release.

What the hell is this?

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 04:22 pm UTC (link)
The truth. The creepy, weird, beglitter'd truth. I'm sorry, boo.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I hope you'll forgive me for thinking this is all some kind of sick plot to distract me. I just ... need to find Elizabeth. She needs to be all right.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 04:33 pm UTC (link)
And this is why you should be glad you know me. Unit Chief Peter Burke and his wife Elizabeth are at [address]. They just ordered Chinese. Shoo.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 04:39 pm UTC (link)
... what exactly do you do for MI-5? And wait, unit chief? That address is in SoHo.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 04:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm a tech analyst. It's the same thing I did for the BAU. And yup. Looks like you both moved up in the world, huh.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 04:48 pm UTC (link)
I was going to say I can't get to SoHo, but I'm not wearing a tracker anymore. You know what, I'm going to take the good luck where I can get it.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 04:52 pm UTC (link)
I checked your background. There's no need for you to wear an anklet, boo, you're about as squeaky as Captain America. Just without the whole cumbersome shield throwing bit.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 04:59 pm UTC (link)
... I'm what?

Not like I'd be complaining, but are you sure you're looking at the right record? My name is Neal Caffrey. I did four years for bond forgery, and then I got four more for breaking out of a supermax.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Remember the website I gave you? When it said you replaced someone? Yeah. Apparently this place has a fabulous sense of humor, as well as good taste. I am so glad your face is floating around in duplicate.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 05:09 pm UTC (link)
So I replaced some FBI agent who has no priors. Never been in trouble with the law before. Seriously.

What do you mean, in duplicate?

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Yup! He even pays down his student loans on time. Nobody does that, not even saints.

You're a dead ringer for my boyfriend.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 05:23 pm UTC (link)
Pays on time? Now that's just brown nosing.

... how dead ringer?

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 05:27 pm UTC (link)
It's just making the rest of us look bad is what it is.

... eerily dead ringer. Do you have a Scottish accent? That'll just be creepy.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm from New York, so no.

I really should find Peter and Elizabeth, but maybe we'll meet again sometime if you work for the FBI.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Good, then I'll be able to tell you two apart.

I work for MI-5 now, but my boss loans me out sometimes. I'm sure I'll see you. Go get 'em, tiger.

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[info]classicratpack
2011-08-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
A pleasure, Miss - I never got your name. But thanks. Really.

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[info]all_knowing
2011-08-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Penelope Garcia. You're welcome.

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