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Tweak says, "Millennium hand and shrimp."

Asmodeus (fallofman) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-02-28 22:30:00

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asmodeus, astaroth

Whoops, bastard baby boom in Japan. My bad.

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	astarte 2011-03-01 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Sada's pregnant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2011-03-01 05:41 am UTC (link)
	No, but she was horny as hell. You know what sex does. How's tricks, sister? Is your little angel doing all right? I heard he's been having head trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astarte 2011-03-01 05:44 am UTC (link)
	So you couldn't just deal with her, you dealt with the whole series of islands? Good idea. Don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2011-03-01 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Just most of the southern coast. I truly did want to share the fun. Don't what? I'm concerned! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astarte 2011-03-01 05:47 am UTC (link)
	How generous of you. Are you really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Darling, I can't help but worry for you. I don't know what specifically is going on, but I've been hearing rumors that he's been going a little fucky lately, and that he's been considering a ritual exorcism. You know that's got to be on the top ten worst ideas he's ever had. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I know, I know, he's - he's simply upset, and he's worried about the repercussions if he were to slip further. I don't - I love you, and I wish I wasn't so afraid to ask you for help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Mmhmm. Well. I was planning on helping, anyway. Consider it a wedding gift. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't know how to thank you. Is there anything I can do to help you? I really want to - I miss you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Let's put aside petty differences for now. I'm sick of dicking around here, pretending like we'll destroy each other if we so much as stay in the same room for a moment. I've had it with that. It might actually help me more than you think. I don't want to take my vengeance out on you, and for what it's worth, it's not Raziel I've got a beef with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I know you love him. I also know how much you want to tear Mephisto limb from limb. If I can help with the preparations in any way, tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:02 am UTC (link)
	He needs to be willing. I can't do dick with a person who isn't willing, who doesn't ask it, you know that. As for love, I wouldn't go that far. I look after him, as I promised you I would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:04 am UTC (link)
	We've discussed it, and he is. Well, I love you, for what that's worth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Then I will do what I can for him. No promises that what he loses might be important. If Death left them in him, there's got to be a reason for it. I love you too, Inanna. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:15 am UTC (link)
	I hope he won't lose me, but I want what's best for him. When would you do this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:18 am UTC (link)
	He won't. He has loved you from the moment he set eyes on you. You are all that ever remained of his heart when he became that beast of a creature. I'm pretty busy, but I'm sure I could drop a few things soon. I find that working under a new moon helps. If we had the time to wait for November, I would say then, but I know he's impatient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for saying so, but even with that risk, I am glad you will help him. He needs this. Thank you. I'll tell him when we're planning. May I be present? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Of course you may be present, silly. I did something like this for my granddaughter a couple years ago in a packed fast food joint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:26 am UTC (link)
	... really? I assumed it would have more ritual involved. Will you come to Uruk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:32 am UTC (link)
	It's like picking lint off a shirt, only it's someone's brain. I spend most of my time rewiring people anyway, might as well do it with an actual reason behind it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Well, I can't thank you enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:34 am UTC (link)
	I can think of one way you can thank me, dear one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Dare I ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Stop putting ideas into Sada's head that she might have children with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I said nothing of the sort. I said I wouldn't harm you because it was possible. I didn't say how possible; in fact, I told her that it was as likely as you suddenly adopting a gaggle of orphans. She will never stop wanting them, however. I was trying to help you by placating her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Thanks ever so much. I will be there at the new moon. Tell him to take down the wards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodey astarte 2011-03-01 06:43 am UTC (link)
	I try to look after you in my way as well. I can stop. It will be done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ash fallofman 2011-03-01 06:44 am UTC (link)
	It was sincere. Until then, Inanna. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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