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Megatron (sparkofevil) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-02-20 18:01:00

Entry tags:

claire bennet, kyoko harkness, mary, megatron, sylar (future), tobias beecher, veronica mars, zell dincht

This is intolerable!

Optimus Prime must be behind this! Damn your spark, you traitor! I will get you for this!!!

And whay are people waving money at me?

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	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:15 am UTC (link)
	He's not here. Waving money at you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:18 am UTC (link)
	He isn't... of course... he sent me into an exile somehow... Damn him. Damn this human form. Yes... in a club-place of some kind... a human darkly it place. It is most... annoying! Aha! At least the blasts still work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:19 am UTC (link)
	That's what happens to everyone who comes here. They become human no matter what they were before. A club place, and they're waving money at you? Ah. Are you by any chance half naked? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:23 am UTC (link)
	...yes I am. How did you know, fleshling? People come here like this all the time? Will the villainy of that rogue not cease? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:25 am UTC (link)
	.... Oh. um. Cause. Hold on. Okay. Better. Um, because you're at a strip club? You must have replaced a stripper. It's someone who takes off their clothes for money. Yes, through that vortex. It's not his fault, I don't think. It just happens to random people at random points in time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
	...A STRIPPER???? How very... undignified! Optimus Prime will pay for this!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh so you know what that is? Yeah. People replace people here. If you can find him, dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
	I will not be humiliated so! There must be more clothing than this... thing, here, somewhere. Grah! This is not right! ...what is a chippendales? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Doubt it. Not in those sorts of clubs. I bet you look cute in a g-string though. Where are you working? It's a type of... dancer. A type of stripper. Male strippers. That's what they're called. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:34 am UTC (link)
	G-string... is that what it is called? Where are you located? This is an intolerable place! ...I see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:36 am UTC (link)
	It's probably the only piece of clothing covering you. I'm in New York. Want me to come rescue you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:38 am UTC (link)
	...great. This is... A moment. ... I am in the main Chippendales in Manhattan. And.... spark fade it, yes! You will be rewarded! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you look just fine. Okay, I'll be right there. Might as well go out there and shake your money maker and get some money till I get there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:42 am UTC (link)
	I am Megatron! I look magnificent! But humanity is so... fleshy! ... I am not dancing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I know you do, you look like my.. one of my.. well actually he's more like my baby's daddy. Except she's not really a baby. Aw come on, I bet you're real good at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:49 am UTC (link)
	... I do not dance! I am Megatron! And I look like someone else? This is... oh spark blast it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Sure you can. Come on, for little old me? If you dance for me, I'll dance for you. Yeah, a couple of you really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 02:57 am UTC (link)
	... In private, somewhere where other humans will not see. I do not approve of being mocked and humiliated as a human, or elsewise. ah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regenerates 2008-02-21 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't think you'd be mocked or humiliated. But somewhere private, sure. I'll be there soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-02-21 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Very well... (Reply to this) (Parent)

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