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Lilo Pelekai is a disciple of The King. (means_family) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-08 16:23:00

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ceevee, lilo pelekai, riordan byrne

Now that things are going back to normal with my family, I feel like I should be getting up to some shennanigans.

Anyone have any ideas?

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wordsforthedead
2010-02-08 10:58 pm UTC (link)

Let's kidnap somebody's livestock and marry them in secret.

...to each other, I mean, not to us. Although I suppose we could marry them, too, if we find any with really spectacular life insurance and feel like having a roast next week-end.

It could be madness. Ducks wedded to donkeys! Relations between rabbits and goats becoming -- dare I say it? -- familial! The order of the entire universe will be thrown into disarray!

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	means_family 2010-02-09 01:26 am UTC (link)
	The practicality of getting those animals to have offspring - don't you dare say kids, har har - is really problematic. I'll marry them, you get them to hump and have Wuzzles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Pause a spell, young Brennan-broodling, I said nothing about voyeurism. That's just RUDE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say we had to watch. Ew. You're pervy. I am so glad we're related. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 02:06 am UTC (link)
	As am I, duckling. I've never been related to a person I'm not related to before. It's absolutely charming! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Ree? Anybody ever tell you to stop talking and go eat a sandwich before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
	No... normally they're too busy standing slackjawed to offer any constructive advice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Sandwich. You can has. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Is that an invitation to share or an invitation to piss right off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Both! Either! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 03:35 am UTC (link)
	My dear little Lilo, it can only be one or the other, and I cannot read your mind to find out your intentions. Certainly I have no wish to be a bother to you, if you are trying to say that you would rather not take part in my silliness or be joked with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Come over, Ree. You're too skinny, and I made a lot of food. You stink at being teased! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I am sorry, fair maiden! I shall endeavor to retain a sportsmanly attitude from here on. To which "over" am I coming? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Daddy's house? I only live one place. And yeah, you should! If you can't take a joke, you can't take the manly breakfast I have planned for you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wordsforthedead 2010-02-09 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, one can never be too sure. My dear Lilo... right now in this moment, rest assured that you are my very favourite cousin. I shall be there directly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2010-02-09 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I have a boyfriend, sure, but I don't live with him. Of course I am, I have bacon. ALL SHALL SEE MY PORK PRODUCTS AND LOVE ME. See you soon! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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