Let's kidnap somebody's livestock and marry them in secret.
...to each other, I mean, not to us. Although I suppose we could marry them, too, if we find any with really spectacular life insurance and feel like having a roast next week-end.
It could be madness. Ducks wedded to donkeys! Relations between rabbits and goats becoming -- dare I say it? -- familial! The order of the entire universe will be thrown into disarray!