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Azazel (firstscapegoat) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-12-13 17:27:00

Entry tags:

azazel, callie fabray, kurt hummel

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift? Look no further.

Whatever you desire, I have it right here.

Bonus points, if you're blonde and female.

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	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Do you have a shop or something? This isn't like that Stephen King movie, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-14 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Not in the slightest. I merely like blondes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, I like shopping, but I should warn you that I'm the underaged variety of blonde. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Age is relative to nothing, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Um.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Um what, darling? What does age mean to you? Does it honestly mean anything? It is nothing more than a measure of how many times the sun has risen upon your beautiful face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 03:24 am UTC (link)
	In some cases it also means jail time, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Is that right? Would you know from personal experience then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Not personally, no. But some laws are rather well known. Like the age of consent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Gotta tell you, kid, I never did care for the laws of men or gods or anyone, really. I make my own rules. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Could you at least find a different target? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kurt notdrizzle 2009-12-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
	My hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Callie roleofkicker 2009-12-16 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's no big deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Hey, now. She came to me, boyo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	~~Boyo? Really?~~ Yes she did. Expecting shopping, not to be hit on by a skeezy old guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I've said nothing immoral or inappropriate to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You did allude to it, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Only in your perverted little mind, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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