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Tweak says, "Get on with it!"

Azazel (firstscapegoat) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-12-13 17:27:00

Entry tags:

azazel, callie fabray, kurt hummel

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift? Look no further.

Whatever you desire, I have it right here.

Bonus points, if you're blonde and female.

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	notdrizzle 2009-12-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Do the bonus points come in the form of a gift card? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-13 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever you wish, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Do you have a shop or something? This isn't like that Stephen King movie, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-14 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Not in the slightest. I merely like blondes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-14 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, I like shopping, but I should warn you that I'm the underaged variety of blonde. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Age is relative to nothing, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notdrizzle 2009-12-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Um.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Um what, darling? What does age mean to you? Does it honestly mean anything? It is nothing more than a measure of how many times the sun has risen upon your beautiful face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 03:24 am UTC (link)
	In some cases it also means jail time, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Is that right? Would you know from personal experience then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Not personally, no. But some laws are rather well known. Like the age of consent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Gotta tell you, kid, I never did care for the laws of men or gods or anyone, really. I make my own rules. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Could you at least find a different target? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kurt notdrizzle 2009-12-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
	My hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Callie roleofkicker 2009-12-16 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	It's no big deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Hey, now. She came to me, boyo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-16 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	~~Boyo? Really?~~ Yes she did. Expecting shopping, not to be hit on by a skeezy old guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I've said nothing immoral or inappropriate to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2009-12-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You did allude to it, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Only in your perverted little mind, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tasteofpleasure 2009-12-14 06:52 am UTC (link)
	And if I don't need anything? Do I still get the bonus points? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	firstscapegoat 2009-12-15 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Hedone, darling, you are made of bonus points. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-15 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad you think so, sweetie. You having fun trying to seduce the underagers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-16 02:09 am UTC (link)
	What else is there for a self respecting demon such as myself to do on an average week night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
	There's always seducing someone your own age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:09 am UTC (link)
	There is that. Pity I know of so few my own age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-17 01:23 am UTC (link)
	It does get harder the older we get, doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:27 am UTC (link)
	So many of the others have faded away. Darling, forgive my manners. Would you care to go with me to get a spot of tea? I'm afraid coffee isn't my thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-17 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. I'm in England at the moment, would you like to meet me close by? They do make such excellent tea here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I would meet you anywhere you choose to have me, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
	You do have such a way with words. How about here, [address]? It's already been secured as my bodyguards seem to be intent on approving everywhere I go. I snuck out the other day, and they didn't look too kindly on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:39 am UTC (link)
	I'll be there with bells on, darling. I do hope those body guards don't try to hassle me, for I will hassle them in return. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-17 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Would you like me to let them? We could have some fun before the tea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't say no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azazel tasteofpleasure 2009-12-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. I'll see you there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hedone firstscapegoat 2009-12-17 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I am looking forward to seeing you, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent)