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Tweak says, "Your mom warned you about us."

Peace out, bitches. (drsnarkfest) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-02-08 20:03:00

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greg house, james wilson (2), karen davis, lisa cuddy, mary

[Chief] You and the bitch stll alive? You still owe me a damn drink.

[Cuddy] You still alive, or should I be cashing in my holdings on the hospital and building a cosmetic surgery center in your honor?

[Pete] I'm sorry to hear about Karen and the baby. We all are. If the nurses or surgeons give you any shit, threaten to give me a call. I'll knock some sense into them.

To add to the list of 'Things I Should Never Let Myself Be Goaded Into Doing'; taking two four year olds and a dog to the beach by myself. And then, to top it all off, letting the four-year-olds dare me to try surfing again. It was one for the highlight reels. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the hot tub.

Here's a hint; you really don't need me that bad.

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	Cuddy drsnarkfest 2008-02-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Shoot their ass. You would if it were me. Unless it is me. Don't shoot Spartacus, I might need him later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	House eyesuphere 2008-02-09 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Actually it's my kids. And bullets wouldn't work on them. They'd just bounce off or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cuddy drsnarkfest 2008-02-09 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Then ground them or something. You're still the parent. And a doctor. If you're fit for release, there's no reason you can't get your work done. And get me my job back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	House eyesuphere 2008-02-09 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I don't think they'd listen. And I'm not fit for release. I won't be for.. weeks they said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cuddy drsnarkfest 2008-02-09 02:24 am UTC (link)
	But you're fit enough to type on this thing. You might as well be reading the papers, as opposed to this thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	House eyesuphere 2008-02-09 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I know! I'm perfectly fit to take care of the paperwork to get things started, but I can't get anyone to sneak me in anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cuddy drsnarkfest 2008-02-09 02:46 am UTC (link)
	You want me to send the kid? His ass has been complaining about having nothing to do. I was going to send him to you to pimp out for the clean-up crew, when I thought a hospital still existed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	House eyesuphere 2008-02-09 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah sure. Just make him be extra sneaky. If they even think something's up, he'll be escorted out faster then you trying to get out of clinic duty. Such a cruel father you are. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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