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Tweak says, "Never Forget the Outlaws"

Heather Campbell (bloodmuffin) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-07-20 04:14:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, heather campbell, henry fitzroy, rosalie hale

This alternate universe sucks. I'm not just saying that because of the fangs. No really, I'm this close to eating these people in "my" house just for the entertainment value, I'm so bored.

Ugh. Where are the hot vampire guys at? Hell, failing that, where's the party at?

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	Re: Locked to Poster bloodmuffin 2009-07-21 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Your brother? No way. That's a fucked up coincidence. Does he act? I got that screenshot off this video that was spoofing some new vampire movie that was coming out. I think it's pretty hilarious, whether or not you date your Happy Meals. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Locked to Poster coldbeauty 2009-07-21 06:26 am UTC (link)
	No, he does not. He writes horror novels. And... interesting spoof. I'm Rosalie, my brother is Edward, and my husband is Emmett. We have a human child, Donovan, so as long as you stay away from him, then I think we should be able to get along. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Locked to Rosalie bloodmuffin 2009-07-21 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Aw, my best friend's human. She's fucking rad. I'm not all "destroy all humans" like some kind of robot or something. Just find it weird to date them. I wouldn't touch your kid. I'm Heather. Nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Locked to Heather coldbeauty 2009-07-21 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I'll agree with you; I don't understand the concept of dating a human. Of course, I don't drink human blood. I used to go hunting for animal blood, but there is a vampire here who makes synthetic blood. It's quite good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Locked to Rosalie bloodmuffin 2009-07-21 07:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I can survive on that stuff. I tried to eat a dog once. It wasn't pretty. In my family we've always had to eat a human per day, or uh, the whole surviving thing didn't work out. Is the synthetic blood guy the same as the guy who's doing things with blood and wine? I might give it a shot. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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