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Tweak says, "You tend to mumble a lot."

HK-47 (hk_47) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-29 02:12:00

Entry tags:

arkady, c.b., gir, hk-47, tachikoma

Panicked Observation: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY VOCABULATOR? AND MY MEMORY CORE? AND WHY AM I MADE OUT OF SQUISHY MEATBAG PARTS? Worried Statement: I appear to be a meatbag. I can only hope that perhaps my Master attempted some simple repairs and left his arc spanner in my motor core again.

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	justalilmental 2009-06-29 02:16 am UTC (link)
	... what are you supposed to be made of? You look pretty normal to me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-29 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Placating Statement: I am HK-47, a Hunter-Killer droid programmed for tasks of glorious, epic violence. Question: Are you my new Master? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-06-29 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, maybe. What if I don't need any glorious or epic violence done? What else can you do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-29 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Disappointed Statement: I am fluent in many means of communication and custom, and make a capable bodyguard. Hopeful Question: But epic and glorious violence, you might need that as well, correct? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-06-29 02:30 am UTC (link)
	I might, eventually. Never know. I'm Arkady, who're you, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Statment: I am HK-47, Master. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-06-29 02:37 am UTC (link)
	KK's going to have a field day with this, I can already tell. Where are you Hank? You need me to come find you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-29 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Query: Who is Hank? Who is KK? Observation: I do not know where I am. I appear to be in some sort of meatbag shopping center. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-06-29 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Okay, supermarket or shopping mall? Like, I mean, is there food there or clothes and electronics and stuff? KK's my sister, and you're Hank, silly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Objection: No, I'm HK-47. Hank is a fleshy meatbag name. Observation: There are cloth garments for meatbag proprietary customs as well as screens for meatbag amusement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-06-29 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You looked in a mirror lately, Hank? Just stay where you are, I'll come to you, okay? Then we can have cinnabons! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-29 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Panicked Exclamation: I'M TRYING NOT TO. Begging Request: Please, call me HK? Query: What is a cinnabon? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mongoosedog 2009-06-30 03:41 am UTC (link)
	can i play with him?! can i play with him?! CAN I PLAY WITH HIM!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-06-30 10:51 am UTC (link)
	Of course you can, but play nice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-07-01 09:59 am UTC (link)
	OKAY WE'RE GONNA GO SMASH STUFF NOW (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justalilmental 2009-07-01 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Okay! Have fun! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theredcaboose 2009-06-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You should get used to being a meatbag, or a human, or whatever you want to call them. It ends up being better than being normal, trust me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Proud Statement: Not when you were the very first HK model. We are superior to all droids, and all meatbags. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-06-30 12:14 am UTC (link)
	You remind me of Electra. You're just a little bit full of yourself, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Placating Statement: Not full of myself, simply aware of my abilities! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-06-30 12:27 am UTC (link)
	Sure, buddy. You might not have those abilities now, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Pleased Observation: That thought had occurred to me, so I tried knocking someone out via a fist to their squishy meatbag breathing mechanism. It still works as splendidly as it did before! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-06-30 12:31 am UTC (link)
	That's actually pretty awesome.. I mean, I didn't get to keep any of my abilities when I turned human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Query: What were you before you were a meatbag? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-06-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
	A caboose. You know, the truck that goes on the end of freight trains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Satement: You were very useful! Thoughtful Aside: Though I don't think you'd be able to do that as a meatbag, you might explode. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	williseeheaven 2009-06-29 09:31 am UTC (link)
	♥! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Query: Was that intended as conversation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	williseeheaven 2009-06-30 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Answer: Sort of! Excited greeting-query combo: Hi, how are you?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mongoosedog 2009-06-29 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	YOU ARE A SQUISHMEATS! ehehe me toooo ....violence? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Agitated Reply: I do not want to be an inferior meatbag! Delighted Aside: Yes, violence! Do you partake? I may not be allowed to unless my new master allows it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-06-30 03:38 am UTC (link)
	me neither I can't put tuna in my feets no more ....you're not a SIRrrrrrrrrrrrrawr. Arkady-lady? She's nice~ I <3 her sooooo much LET'S GO SMASH STUFF (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hk_47 2009-06-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Delighted Discovery: Master says I may go smash stuff with you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongoosedog 2009-06-30 04:08 am UTC (link)
	EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE letsgoletsgoletsgoletsgo [coordinates] CHAOS! (Reply to this) (Parent)