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Ares ([info]blood_lust) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-22 21:59:00

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Current mood: calm
Entry tags:ares, athena, carrick, geoff chaucer, oizys

Locked from Melpomene
My sister is not married. She should be.

I will pay the man who marries her, mortal or immortal, a considerable dowry and gift them with a title.

And for every child you get on her, I will gift you with a portion of my country.


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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 12:04 am UTC (link)
I...well. This is quite...well.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:05 am UTC (link)
Do you accept this challenge?

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 12:06 am UTC (link)
I am...that is to say. I do. Yes.

But not for the reasons you list, I care not for those things.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:08 am UTC (link)
And what reasons do you have?

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
Just one that matters.

I am in love with her already.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:11 am UTC (link)
Oh, are you the man that she refuses to bring for dinner?

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 12:12 am UTC (link)
I could well be that very man.

I do hope it is me, in any case.

Geoffrey Chaucer. I prefer Geoff.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:15 am UTC (link)
I do not know you. You will come and meet me properly before I approve your application for her husband.

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 12:16 am UTC (link)
Perhaps I will find time to fit you in to my schedule.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
Perhaps I will find time to rip your limbs from your body and feed them to you.

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 12:19 am UTC (link)
That seems rather barbaric and all together unnecessary.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
Do you not know who I am?

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 11:06 am UTC (link)
I know who you are.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:55 pm UTC (link)
And yet you still are not afraid?

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[info]poetoftheknight
2009-06-23 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Why should I be afraid?

Technically, I died several hundred years ago.

Besides, your sister cares for me.

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:12 am UTC (link)
You know she's going to kill you for this.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:13 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, I will find you a girlfriend next.

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:15 am UTC (link)
Very very funny. I'm pretty sure she doesn't need you to marry her off. You're the worst matchmaker like.. ever.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
I hear cock just doesn't do anything for lesbians. Is that why you are so hard up?

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:28 am UTC (link)
I am not a lesbian. I have a boyfriend, thank you very much.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:30 am UTC (link)
As much as they would like to think so, butch doesn't equal dick.

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:31 am UTC (link)
He most definitely has a dick, moron.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:32 am UTC (link)
His name isn't Chaz, is it? Because there is something you should know...

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
No, it's not Chaz. Whatever it is you're about to say? Don't. You're not funny.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:34 am UTC (link)
I want to meet him.

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:38 am UTC (link)
Ha. Yeah right.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:47 am UTC (link)
Bring him to dinner.

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:48 am UTC (link)
.... Why?

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
Because our father isn't here, so I am the head of the family. I have to approve the men who court you and Melpomene.

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[info]ex_warriorgo846
2009-06-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
If I wouldn't ever bring someone home to meet.. Dad, there's no way I'm bringing him to meet you. No, you really don't.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-06-23 12:15 am UTC (link)
You know who else isn't married?

That would be you, right?

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:16 am UTC (link)
Are you the one birthing my next child?

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[info]misery_inc
2009-06-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
That would require shagging you, right? More my sister's thing.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 12:19 am UTC (link)
I don't shag fat women.

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[info]misery_inc
2009-06-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
Oh, snap.

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[info]rockandfeather
2009-06-23 01:42 am UTC (link)
Oh really.

What's the catch?

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 01:44 am UTC (link)
She doesn't want to get married and she has a boyfriend.

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[info]rockandfeather
2009-06-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
I'm still waiting to hear the catch.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 01:47 am UTC (link)
She wears a lot of black?

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[info]rockandfeather
2009-06-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, that just makes them easier to ignore when they nag you.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
Oh, yes. If you hurt her, I'll dismember you and drink your still pulsing blood while you scream in pain.

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[info]rockandfeather
2009-06-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
That's all? My brother threatens to do that to me thrice daily at LEAST.

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[info]blood_lust
2009-06-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
But I'll actually do it.

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[info]rockandfeather
2009-06-23 02:05 am UTC (link)
So will he. His folk EAT people.

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