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[May. 27th, 2010|04:29 pm] |
HEY!
HEY!
HUSBAND!
LISTEN!
HEY! |
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[May. 27th, 2010|04:46 pm] |
So skipping commencement ceremonies. They take too long, from what I hear. Maybe I'll have some people over and we can have a party on the beach or something, but I am not sitting in a seat for two hours while people I don't know walk across a stage. |
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[May. 27th, 2010|09:24 pm] |
ATTENTION PEOPLE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT AND VERY SERIOUS QUESTION.
Why.
Do men.
Have nipples?
That is all. |
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[May. 27th, 2010|11:33 pm] |
I need a distraction. |
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[May. 27th, 2010|11:38 pm] |
I am not dead. I am inside my room, safe from harm. A life of safety, it is boring! |
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