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[Jun. 25th, 2008|01:01 pm] |
( Private, mostly )
All right, I suppose the women's self defense classes are canceled, on the grounds that no one showed up. I guess I'll try to defend the one and a quarter million women in Brooklyn myself.
Y'know, 'cept the ones that're committing crimes. Equal rights means that a female mugger gets shot with just as many arrows as a male one. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|06:48 pm] |
( Gar ) |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
Hey, since everyone's doing, might as well.
REMUS SOMETHING LUPIN, WILL YOU DO ME THE BLAHBLAH HONOR OF BECOMING MY WIFE? |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|07:16 pm] |
I'm callin' shenanigans on this whole thing.
All these people gettin' hitched?
I'm gunna guess it's because of something in the water.
ETA: Wait a minute no! It's totally because there ain't enough brutality, heavy music. BAND MEETIN', DOUCHEBAGS we gotta get things together again, all this lovey happy crap is gettin' on my nerves. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|07:20 pm] |
Holy crap.
How many other people are getting married?
I mean. . .damn. Maybe this is one of those weird dimensional things?
I do not want to be part of any weird dimensional thing. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|10:04 pm] |
'S ain't right. Ain't right a'all.
The hell was that? |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|10:42 pm] |
I do believe this is not the Qardian Coast.
Indeed, there's only one moon, and it's frightfully wh-
Earth? Oh, really? How smashing!
Is anyone there? Is this thing even on? |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|10:56 pm] |
I dare say, I believe I'm going to like it here, after all.
It seems I've found myself a business. Or at least, an enterprise. |
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